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Topic: Atheists, how do you explain this proof of God's existence?

+Anonymous A13.3 years ago #22,651

The miracles. How do you explain them? Evolution theory may have partially challenged the Bible's theory of Creation, but I have yet to see anyone explain how Jesus performed the miracles which are written about in the Bible.

Game, set and match.

+Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #271,384

Well you see Jesus was born long ago under the mango tree and said

+Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,386

023450736863456.jpgDidn't read, lol.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,387

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@OP

Silly, childish fairytales.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,388

@271,386 (C)

> Didn't read, lol.

Typical of atheists. Willfully blind and ignorant of the facts.

·Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,389

023764523046.jpg@previous (A)
Why are you assuming I'm an atheist? Typical.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,390

@previous (C)
Thought you didn't read, lol. Typical atheist dumbass, easily duped.

·Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,391

@previous (A)
I always read posts people cite me in, you dope.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,392

@previous (C)
Lol, you're upset, you didn't use your picture because you were in a hurry to reply. I've riled you. Typical atheist, mad and confused as fuck.

·Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,393

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oh no!

+Anonymous E13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,395

There are no atheist in foxholes. Also no homos.

+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,440

@OP
> The miracles. How do you explain them?

You mean the World Trade Centers being messed with on 9-11?

Or the Boston mess all a miracle of your cunt God?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,442

@previous (F)
mad as fuck

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,443

@previous (A)
Not mad just factual.

Your so called God has the effectiveness of a flea bite.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,444

@previous (F)
sobbing with rage

+Anonymous G13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,447

God?

Proof of God is in porno movies. Girl says O God O God as she fake cums.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,448

DRP_SHOWS_320x285_1.jpg@271,440 (F)
Why are you so cross with God?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,449

doc doc.jpgBeing a doctor, I get to be around vulnerable and naked children.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,451

dr excellence.png@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

+Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,452

@OP

> The miracles. How do you explain them? Evolution theory may have partially challenged the Bible's theory of Creation, but I have yet to see anyone explain how Jesus performed the miracles which are written about in the Bible.
>
> Game, set and match.

It was fiction.

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,454

@previous (H)
How did that great book of fiction, the bible leave, out dinosaurs?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,455

@previous (F)

> How did that great book of fiction, the bible leave, out dinosaurs?

You fucked this up. You were trying to use commas for dramatic effect, but you fucked it up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,456

@271,452 (H)
Citation needed

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,457

@271,455 (A)
How did that great book of fiction... the bible leave - out dinosaurs?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,458

doc doc.jpg@previous (F)
mad as fuck

+On !Uvm54ORbmo13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,459

Mao made the miracles.

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,460

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Based on China's current success & no tolerance for God...Mao seems to have done not so bad after all.

·Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,461

@271,456 (A)
Don't need any. You made a statement that is false by nature due to your lack of proof. Sorry.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,463

@previous (H)

> Sorry.

lol, I love it when an atheist apologizes for his stupidity.

·Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,465

@271,454 (F)
True dat. However it didn't leave out the multi headed monsters and tripping prophets. Great fantasy genre fiction once you get past the begets.

·Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,466

@271,463 (A)
You sound upset, I was merely soothing that butthurt. So who said Jesus worked miracles?

Wait, I know...it was your preacher, weren't it? I hope you tithe like a good boy/girl. God needs that money to publish his next epic. A comedy I think.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,468

@271,465 (H)
One does notice the begets skirt around all that incest taking place. Adam fucking the kids and Eve fucking the kids.

·Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,469

@previous (F)
Good point, we can't forget the scads of Incestuous behavior. Perhaps that is why @OP is such a believer.

+Anonymous J13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,470

@OP

> Game, set and match.

Sorry OP, I don't believe in Game Theory.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,522

I like how OP is jumping on everyone who posts and immediately calling them mad like he has something to prove.

Threads grate.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,527

love god

+Anonymous M13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,529

Wow, you people actually responded to this?

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,539

@previous (M)
Only because OP favors Incest as best for his kind of God.

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