Topic: We're now taking applications for Wiseguys
+Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC — 13.3 years ago #22,648
Since the treachery of Namefag and Nicholas, we're now taking applications for 1 or 2 new Wiseguys. Responsibilities are simple:
You will be online for at least 12 hours a day and monitor every thread. When you see The Doctor being beaten up in a thread, you will come to his rescue.
Rules:
Wiseguys will NOT fellate The Doctor while drunk or high.
Wiseguys will NOT be away from the board for more than a day without giving us prior warning.
We have installed an emergency break on the board so that every time a new thread is posted on TC, an alarm will sound in The Doctor's basement and wake him up. But on the off-chance he is passed out from losing so many fluids fapping to CP, you will come to his rescue.
We really wish we could pay you for this position, and hope to be able to one day, but until the subhuman scum over on the other boards are annihilated, we just don't have the money for it yet.
Please use this thread to audition for the job...
You will be online for at least 12 hours a day and monitor every thread. When you see The Doctor being beaten up in a thread, you will come to his rescue.
Rules:
Wiseguys will NOT fellate The Doctor while drunk or high.
Wiseguys will NOT be away from the board for more than a day without giving us prior warning.
We have installed an emergency break on the board so that every time a new thread is posted on TC, an alarm will sound in The Doctor's basement and wake him up. But on the off-chance he is passed out from losing so many fluids fapping to CP, you will come to his rescue.
We really wish we could pay you for this position, and hope to be able to one day, but until the subhuman scum over on the other boards are annihilated, we just don't have the money for it yet.
Please use this thread to audition for the job...
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #271,361
@OP
> We have installed an emergency break on the board
You fucked this up. You were trying to make a witty Kimmo imitation topic, but you fucked it up.
> We have installed an emergency break on the board
You fucked this up. You were trying to make a witty Kimmo imitation topic, but you fucked it up.
+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,362
I will use the affirmative action laws to my advantage here for having non-negrotypical disprivilege.+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,365
I second Autphag. He's always awake and has very little else to do, he'd be perfect for this gig.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,371
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,381
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You fucked this up. You were trying not to be a noncey child-molesting cum-stain, but you fucked it up.
You fucked this up. You were trying not to be a noncey child-molesting cum-stain, but you fucked it up.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,383
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,402
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #271,405
@previous (F)
Promising. Very promising. You've been shortlisted for the position. Are you available for the 48-hour non-stop weekend stretches?
Promising. Very promising. You've been shortlisted for the position. Are you available for the 48-hour non-stop weekend stretches?
·Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,157
Bumping, because we have just received an e-mail from Ryan informing us he is off to the Philippines for a week on "personal business". That means Fuckalms will be left holding the fort all on his own. Those 2 treacherous scum Namefag and Nicholas have left for good.
Please audition for the role of Doc-Fellating Wiseguy below.
Please audition for the role of Doc-Fellating Wiseguy below.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,169
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,180
im down
+Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,185
·Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,190
@276,180 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
Excellent!
Over the coming weeks you will be presented with a series of tests. Basically, the Doctor will get bullied in random threads at times when Fuckalms is asleep. If you do not come to his rescue within 5 minutes, you fail the audition.
Good luck!
Excellent!
Over the coming weeks you will be presented with a series of tests. Basically, the Doctor will get bullied in random threads at times when Fuckalms is asleep. If you do not come to his rescue within 5 minutes, you fail the audition.
Good luck!
+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,194
Go to bed Bobby
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,201
@previous (I)
You've done your homework I see, that's good, that's very good. You've been shortlisted also.
You've done your homework I see, that's good, that's very good. You've been shortlisted also.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,204
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,208
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Doc, please, when you asked us to recruit some new bodyguards for you we did so on the understanding you would stay out of the process and let us do our job. Now quiet down please, go play in one of the other threads for the rest of your evening.
Doc, please, when you asked us to recruit some new bodyguards for you we did so on the understanding you would stay out of the process and let us do our job. Now quiet down please, go play in one of the other threads for the rest of your evening.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,210
+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #276,213
Who's Ryan?
+Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #277,602
autism is hella drug
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 months later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #311,019
Bump, because Doc's in desperate need since Ryan and Simon left.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #311,020
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #311,022
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You see? Doc posted that within 30 seconds. That's the kind of thing we're looking for people. Audition below.
You see? Doc posted that within 30 seconds. That's the kind of thing we're looking for people. Audition below.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #311,026
+MeowzaAKArairai !HCpO4h0pF. — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #311,049
@311,022 (A)
12 hours a day and monitor
every thread. When you see
The Doctor being beaten up
in a thread, you will come to
his rescue.
Rules:
Wiseguys will NOT fellate The
Doctor while drunk or high.
Wiseguys will NOT be away
from the board for more than
a day without giving us prior
warning.
We have installed an
emergency break on the
board so that every time a
new thread is posted on TC,
an alarm will sound in The
Doctor's basement and wake
him up. But on the off-
chance he is passed out from
losing so many fluids fapping
to CP, you will come to his
rescue.
We really wish we could pay
you for this position, and
hope to be able to one day,
but until the subhuman scum
over on the other boards are
annihilated, we just don't
have the money for it yet.
Please use this thread to
audition for the job...
12 hours a day and monitor
every thread. When you see
The Doctor being beaten up
in a thread, you will come to
his rescue.
Rules:
Wiseguys will NOT fellate The
Doctor while drunk or high.
Wiseguys will NOT be away
from the board for more than
a day without giving us prior
warning.
We have installed an
emergency break on the
board so that every time a
new thread is posted on TC,
an alarm will sound in The
Doctor's basement and wake
him up. But on the off-
chance he is passed out from
losing so many fluids fapping
to CP, you will come to his
rescue.
We really wish we could pay
you for this position, and
hope to be able to one day,
but until the subhuman scum
over on the other boards are
annihilated, we just don't
have the money for it yet.
Please use this thread to
audition for the job...
·Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 month later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,616
Bumping, because we are still looking to hire one more wiseguy, Mo cannot do it all on his own.
Please audition below.
Please audition below.
+Anonymous N — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,617
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 3 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,618
@324,616 (Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC )See @271,371 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY) @271,383 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY) @276,210 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY) @311,020 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY) and @311,026 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
·Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,622
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You see guys, that was posted within one minute. And that's coming on the back of a full 48-hour weekend posting stretch. That's how high-pressured the job is, you have to be on the ball every second of the day to accompany the Doc, hold his hand at all times and make sure nobody makes him cry too much while he spends his life here.
Audition below.
You see guys, that was posted within one minute. And that's coming on the back of a full 48-hour weekend posting stretch. That's how high-pressured the job is, you have to be on the ball every second of the day to accompany the Doc, hold his hand at all times and make sure nobody makes him cry too much while he spends his life here.
Audition below.
(Edited 49 seconds later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,628
+ — 12.9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,629
·Doc-Fellators Incorporated PLC (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,631
@previous ( )
Promising. Very promising. Let's try another test. Some time in the next half an hour, somebody will bully The Doctor. Not gonna tell you which one, but it will be one of the threads The Doctor has posted in, so it could be every thread ever posted here. You will have 3 minutes to come to his rescue. If you fail to do so, the job will not be given to you.
Promising. Very promising. Let's try another test. Some time in the next half an hour, somebody will bully The Doctor. Not gonna tell you which one, but it will be one of the threads The Doctor has posted in, so it could be every thread ever posted here. You will have 3 minutes to come to his rescue. If you fail to do so, the job will not be given to you.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
· — 12.9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,632
+Anonymous P — 12.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[T] [B] #324,644
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