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Topic: For immediate attention of Negi "Travis Westphall" Springfield

+Mrs Rebecca Holmes 13.3 years ago #22,644

Hello Dear,

My name is Mrs Rebecca Holmes, I am a terribly sick woman who have decided to donate what I have to you and for the work of God. I am 62 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. Although the Doctors said my chances of living is very remote, I am not scare because I have resolved that if I die, I die to continue my service to God with the angels and if I live, I live for God to be glorified. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God,

Rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation within the next few days.
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$7,400,000.00 (Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand US dollars) to you for the good work of the Lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows, poor children and the less privileged. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my late husband’s relatives are nosing around me to know what is left of our wealth so they can steal it and my health status. I am adjusting my WILL and my family legal consultant is aware I am changing my WILL and he will arrange the transfer of the funds to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, please use the funds to extend the good work to others.

I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want these greedy relation of my late husband or anybody for that matter to know because they are always around me.
Kindly get back to me at my discreet Email ID: mrsrebeccaholmes@yahoo.co.uk as soon as possible for additional information.

Yours Faithfully
Mrs Rebecca Holmes.

+Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #271,333

The moment she sees his micro sized penis, she will not want to put him in her will.

+Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,348

What a cheap scam. Please supply your bank account details so that I may arrange the transfer of funds etc etc. Please also forward a deposit of $xxxxxx to cover administrative costs.

lolololololol

+Negi Springfield !yWmFx6Z.NY13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,349

Miss Rebecca maam...


...eat shit.

+Anonymous E13.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,350

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+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #271,353

@271,349 (Negi Springfield !yWmFx6Z.NY)

But Negi, you could buy like 500000 penis pumps with that sort of cash, you really shouldn't pass up on this chance.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,488

1285106250665178.jpg> I've actually gotten this email
> multiple times

+Kimmo Alm 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,492

1355369058509582.gif> I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$7,400,000.00 (Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand US dollars)
Stop fucktarding immediately and donate the money to me so that the best Web site the world has ever seen can once again phoenix.

+Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #271,871

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+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #271,875

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Reported for shitty art style.

·Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #271,876

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I didn't draw the picture...

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