I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God-damned common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

As a person with autism, I can confirm this.
C̫̤̰̝̲i͙͇̰͕a̜͙̥o̜͈͙̪̝̘,͎̻͉̲͙͕ ̼̼̳̹͇̺Ṭ͎͚h͓̱̠̫̻̥ḛ͍͈̘̗̠͍ ̭̱͖̬͕̮D̦͉̬̝̩͈ͅo̦̱͙̭ct̪o͙̣͈ͅr̬͎͎.̮̝