Topic: LEETLE leetle leetle...
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #22,524
> be me
> go lay down in bed
> fall asleep
> get the feeling that I need to piss. This feeling Carreys the power of 1000 suns
> reach for the flash light I keep next to my bed so I can walk to bathroom without turning on the lights.
> Can't feel flashlight anywhere
> take phone out of pocket and use the screen to guide my path
> I'm laying down upside down (feet are where my head should be)
> sit up in bed
> now casually walking in to 7/11
> ask the employee where the bathroom is
> says something and then says I can't use bathroom
> pull dick out and piss on his floor right in front of him.
> still be in bed sitting up but covered in piss
> remember oh shit I'm tripping
> grab light and walk to bath room to take a shower
> fuck that waters fucking cold
> out of shower and walk back to my room.
> walk in to the room.
> it's now a forest with Christmas trees everywhere. Snows flying around like a blizzard
> get down on hands and knees and crawl to the closet like I'm climbing mt. Everest
> grab a large white hoodie with a hazmat logo (this was my favorite hoodie when I was a kid, haven't had it since the 7th grade)
> crawl back to shower there are glowing ice blue eyes everywhere watching me
> holy fuck the yetis are real
> in bathroom close door.
> take this thing my grandma always had in the bathroom by the shower to hang towels on
> put it under the door handle to keep Bigfoot out
> oh shit I should turn on the lights
> stumble around for the switch
> lights on and I check to make sure the door is blocked properly
> all that's under the door handle is a small bottle of shampoo. Think shit towel rack wasn't real
> get In shower still wearing hoodie
> realize I'm wearing a hoodie wtf I'm in the shower
> get out wrap towel around myself still cold
> walk down stairs for some tea the eyes slowly walking with me
> half way down stairs stairs start to crumble and I'm in a sprint for safety feeling like I'm in an Indiana jones movie
> make it to kitchen and turn on the lights.
> open drawer grab the biggest fucking spoon I can find
> Turn around in a battle stance that would make a roman soldier proud and wait for the Bigfoot attack
> stand there what seems like forever nothing happends
> wtf am I doing. Oh shit I'm still tripping
> grab mug still shaking from cold
> tea bag in mug and start to sip. Why is this so cold! I must have hypothermia (never actually warmed the water up)
> get my blanket off the couch wrap it around myself and turn my floor heater on high keeping it held to my chest
> blanket is now a huge layer of small black spiders
> think these spiders are trying to keep me warm thank you friends
> go lay down in bed
> fall asleep
> get the feeling that I need to piss. This feeling Carreys the power of 1000 suns
> reach for the flash light I keep next to my bed so I can walk to bathroom without turning on the lights.
> Can't feel flashlight anywhere
> take phone out of pocket and use the screen to guide my path
> I'm laying down upside down (feet are where my head should be)
> sit up in bed
> now casually walking in to 7/11
> ask the employee where the bathroom is
> says something and then says I can't use bathroom
> pull dick out and piss on his floor right in front of him.
> still be in bed sitting up but covered in piss
> remember oh shit I'm tripping
> grab light and walk to bath room to take a shower
> fuck that waters fucking cold
> out of shower and walk back to my room.
> walk in to the room.
> it's now a forest with Christmas trees everywhere. Snows flying around like a blizzard
> get down on hands and knees and crawl to the closet like I'm climbing mt. Everest
> grab a large white hoodie with a hazmat logo (this was my favorite hoodie when I was a kid, haven't had it since the 7th grade)
> crawl back to shower there are glowing ice blue eyes everywhere watching me
> holy fuck the yetis are real
> in bathroom close door.
> take this thing my grandma always had in the bathroom by the shower to hang towels on
> put it under the door handle to keep Bigfoot out
> oh shit I should turn on the lights
> stumble around for the switch
> lights on and I check to make sure the door is blocked properly
> all that's under the door handle is a small bottle of shampoo. Think shit towel rack wasn't real
> get In shower still wearing hoodie
> realize I'm wearing a hoodie wtf I'm in the shower
> get out wrap towel around myself still cold
> walk down stairs for some tea the eyes slowly walking with me
> half way down stairs stairs start to crumble and I'm in a sprint for safety feeling like I'm in an Indiana jones movie
> make it to kitchen and turn on the lights.
> open drawer grab the biggest fucking spoon I can find
> Turn around in a battle stance that would make a roman soldier proud and wait for the Bigfoot attack
> stand there what seems like forever nothing happends
> wtf am I doing. Oh shit I'm still tripping
> grab mug still shaking from cold
> tea bag in mug and start to sip. Why is this so cold! I must have hypothermia (never actually warmed the water up)
> get my blanket off the couch wrap it around myself and turn my floor heater on high keeping it held to my chest
> blanket is now a huge layer of small black spiders
> think these spiders are trying to keep me warm thank you friends
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #270,156
> be me
> didnt read op's post
> drink sprite
> go back to front page
> didnt read op's post
> drink sprite
> go back to front page
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #270,171
wat
+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #270,173
+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #270,176
Dude, what the shit do you smoke?
+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #270,305
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #270,313
true story
+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #270,401
@previous (A)
I once thought someone had snuck in while I was running some toot.....I had set aside a chunk...about a good gram or so and I forgot exactly where I put it....I imagined they were in my closet...and I said outloud...'look I am going to get my coke back or this is going to go very badly for you.....so just toss it out before shit gets ugly'....I ended up rushing the closet....and then after seeing noone was in there I kept looking and found my rock a few mins later..
I once thought someone had snuck in while I was running some toot.....I had set aside a chunk...about a good gram or so and I forgot exactly where I put it....I imagined they were in my closet...and I said outloud...'look I am going to get my coke back or this is going to go very badly for you.....so just toss it out before shit gets ugly'....I ended up rushing the closet....and then after seeing noone was in there I kept looking and found my rock a few mins later..
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