Topic: Triptych I want to taste your sweetness..
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #22,410
I want to make you aquirt with happiness......what gentleman would say otherwise>? not any gentleman I would care to know..
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #268,951
+Triptych — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,954
Is this actually bert?
+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,956
·Triptych — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,957
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,959
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 51 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,960
+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,965
Have those supposed pics of Bert been confirmed?
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #268,991
·Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #269,008
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,130
@previous (F)
It is suspected that Patrick Tribett fled West Virginia because of his notoriety as the "serial huffer" and started a new life in Knoxville, TN as Bert.
It is suspected that Patrick Tribett fled West Virginia because of his notoriety as the "serial huffer" and started a new life in Knoxville, TN as Bert.
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,131
@previous (D)
This happened after he was banished from most local Wal-Marts and several Sherwin Williams outlets.
This happened after he was banished from most local Wal-Marts and several Sherwin Williams outlets.
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,133
@previous (B)
Don't forget the incident at Home Depot when he poured an entire gallon of xylene into one of those cardboard cube boxes of rags, and was found convulsing on the floor of the paint department with his nose still in the hole in the top of the rag box.
Don't forget the incident at Home Depot when he poured an entire gallon of xylene into one of those cardboard cube boxes of rags, and was found convulsing on the floor of the paint department with his nose still in the hole in the top of the rag box.
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,138
@previous (D)
Was that before or after he was found face down naked on a busy tarmac in McMechen after being cited for loitering around a nearby Lowe's parking lot while siphoning gas from customer's automobiles?
Was that before or after he was found face down naked on a busy tarmac in McMechen after being cited for loitering around a nearby Lowe's parking lot while siphoning gas from customer's automobiles?
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,140
@previous (B)
This was on his way. This happened in Raleigh, NC just after his greatest accomplishment. He was posing as a lot lizard, and ended up giving half and half to a trucker carrying a giant tank of butane from Gary, Indiana. After the trucker passed out in a state of post orgasmic bliss, Bert managed to open the main valve on the butane tank. He was found the next morning curled up under the rear axle of the truck, and had to be taken to the hospital for a severe case of frostbite on his lips.
This was on his way. This happened in Raleigh, NC just after his greatest accomplishment. He was posing as a lot lizard, and ended up giving half and half to a trucker carrying a giant tank of butane from Gary, Indiana. After the trucker passed out in a state of post orgasmic bliss, Bert managed to open the main valve on the butane tank. He was found the next morning curled up under the rear axle of the truck, and had to be taken to the hospital for a severe case of frostbite on his lips.
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,141
@previous (D)
I heard he was asked to never come back to that Best Western after getting his dick caught in the lobby's vending machine after having an episode outside of the facility involving a bottle of turpentine.
I heard he was asked to never come back to that Best Western after getting his dick caught in the lobby's vending machine after having an episode outside of the facility involving a bottle of turpentine.
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,143
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,144
@previous (D)
I heard about that. That was after he got shitfaced at a nearby bar and someone challenged him to see how many ice cubes they could fit up their ass before they melted.
I heard about that. That was after he got shitfaced at a nearby bar and someone challenged him to see how many ice cubes they could fit up their ass before they melted.
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,145
@previous (B)
After he lost control of his bowels, he tried to file a slip and fall lawsuit against Comfort Inn. They settled for 65 dollars and a gift card to Wendy's just to get him out of there, but he came back the next day. Unfortunately he caused a minor fire in the supply closet when he mistook the linseed oil for paint thinner and stuffed all of the oil soaked rags in the maid's cart. He was last seen running out of there cursing about how "the fuckin paint thinner don't work".
After he lost control of his bowels, he tried to file a slip and fall lawsuit against Comfort Inn. They settled for 65 dollars and a gift card to Wendy's just to get him out of there, but he came back the next day. Unfortunately he caused a minor fire in the supply closet when he mistook the linseed oil for paint thinner and stuffed all of the oil soaked rags in the maid's cart. He was last seen running out of there cursing about how "the fuckin paint thinner don't work".
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #269,146
@previous (D)
I read that report. It said he was last seen exposing himself in a Burger King drive through to an attendent after complaining about Ketchup packets when he rear-ended the car waiting on their order in front of him. He sped off and managed to evade them catching his license plate number until days later when a description matched a marked vehicle outside of a local weather station when a hysterical man was waving his dick around to personnel claiming he had their "latest news story on a lightning rod."
I read that report. It said he was last seen exposing himself in a Burger King drive through to an attendent after complaining about Ketchup packets when he rear-ended the car waiting on their order in front of him. He sped off and managed to evade them catching his license plate number until days later when a description matched a marked vehicle outside of a local weather station when a hysterical man was waving his dick around to personnel claiming he had their "latest news story on a lightning rod."
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