Topic: I successfully (sort of) astral projected again

+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #22,353

I made the last thread about it where I wasn't too sure of it. This time I am sure of it.

It happened last night. I have been adjusting my sleeping schedule, trying to maximize REM sleep. I had to do some work yesterday and fucked up the schedule. When you fuck up the schedule, shit gets fucked up.

Anyways, I fucking laid my head down on that pillow and in an instant was vividly dreaming (yay REM). I sleep facing a mirror and remember seeing my face when coming out of a sleepy haze early this morning.

Next thing I know, I'm on the floor, squirming around like a handicap. I once again felt the same exact feeling as last time, not being able to control my movements and struggling greatly to even stand up this time. I had no weight, and was completely aware, but I couldn't fucking stand up. I finally got up hunched over and was falling all over the fucking place. I sank into walls and the floor and was miserably failing.

My astral body is handicapped. This fucking sucks.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #268,185

Lol!!!! oh god thats funny and awesome

having bad control is common. no idea how to change that
try googling

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,243

@OP

No you didn't. There's no such thing.

+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,272

@OP
Intangible gibberish;didn't read.

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+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,316

@268,243 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> jelly and cross

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,592

Don't worry, it was just a seizure

+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,593

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I get 'seizures' after looking at porn.....seems strange to call a seizure pleasant...but the ones I have are..

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,594

@previous (G)
Uh what

Real seizures or are you just trying to be funny (...?)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,596

@268,593 (G)
an orgasm

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,597

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
that's what I thought but...

·Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,708

@268,594 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I was trying for funny..

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,850

@previous (G)
oklolol sorry I can't interpret internet very well sometimes

·Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,928

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
awwww...from what I see you do fine....in fact I am impressed and awed by your intelligence.....it is a pleasure to have you around here..

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #269,171

@previous (G)
wow that is a really nice thing to say, thank you!

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