Topic: ATTN: FuckAlms

+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #22,346

I want to line them up in front of a firing squad but I'm having difficulties picking out what caliber to use.

Halp plox.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
.300winmag	-	0%
30-30	-	0%
.223	-	0%
.45acp	-	0%
9x19	-	0%
12guage (00 buckshot)	-	0%
12guage (birdshot)	-	0%
12guage (slug)	-	0%
9x18	-	0%

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #268,096

+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #268,097

Write in. Water pistol filled with drain unblocker.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #268,098

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,099

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,100

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,102

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,103

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,104

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #268,106

+Anti !83NsvHkodg — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #268,111

Why was this topic not marked (URGENT)? It's obviously a magical gathering, that is in (URGENT) need of attention

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,160

@previous (Anti !83NsvHkodg)
It's too late to edit the title.

I passed out halfway through posting.

PS: If anyone has any large pictures of kimmo I can use as a target I will also shoot that. Thanks.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,161

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,162

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,163

I was going to preform more invasive surgery on some of the sacrifices and utilize some sutures to make new hybrid gummy bears but my magick powers were waning last night.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,164

@268,097 (Anti )
I have a special vat I've been planning to put one of the sacrifices in but I am still undecided on what solvent to use.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,188

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,189

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,190

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,210

@268,164 (A)
I don't know if diet coke would react with the gelatin in an interesting way, but if it does, I'd like to see a video of it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #268,294

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'll do it as a trial run first and see how it goes. I was thinking of something a little more caustic. Either way I think I can manage a vid. I wish I had some dry ice. :\

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,613

@previous (A)
If you can find something with really neat results and then inject it with a syringe on video that would be awesome

+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,625

@OP
.300 winmag except there will not be anything left of it, unless you miss by some chance.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,645

@268,613 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I've got some silver nitrate (lunar caustic) but I honestly have no idea how it'd react to gelatin... I know I could make it explode with one extra ingredient. I've got a large tin of black powder which might make for an interesting video. A small blow torch... band saw... etc.

Anyway I've got a few different acids and some expendable beakers to use anyway. I'll figure something out.

I still intend to crucify a couple too after they're baptized in the names of my enemies of course.

If you get really bored make me some 8x11'' targets of kimmo, namefags, reptilians, etc and I'll shoot them. <3

@previous (E)
Lol.

Honestly I think I'll have to stick to birdshot, 9x18, 9x19, .22lr, maybe .223. Buckshot might work because I've got some decent chokes on my 11-87. The Makarov is probably my favorite to shoot. The lever action 30-30 is a blast too. The Glocks are a close second (I shoot best w/ them anyway). I'll have a new .40S&W (Sig P229) this weekend so I might go that route. I also have a crossbow we could try... but that might take a few attempts. I'm trying to figure out the best way to keep them from just vanishing after being shot so I might use some sort of epoxy on some plywood so we can see the results... maybe even build a partial trap. If so I'll stick to smaller calibers.

The Browning I've got in .300winmag has an excellent muzzle brake, the recoil feels like a 20ga or something with it on, without it... well it feels like you're shooting a .300winmag. lol. The muzzle brake makes it ridiculously loud though but it spares your shoulder.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,646

@268,625 (E)
> unless you miss by some chance.
> unless you miss by some chance.
> unless you miss by some chance.
> unless you miss by some chance.
> unless you miss by some chance.

PS: Don't insult me. The only way I'd miss with that rifle would be due to reptilian interference.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,659

@268,625 (E)
that's why I voted birdshot. it's not very powerful, but I think it has the best potential to create visible results without completely decimating everything beyond any recognition

·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,682

@268,645 (A)
@268,646 (A)
Lol, muzzle brakes are nice. And I did use the term "by some chance."! Anyone with a rifle like that has it sighted in like a champ.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is a good point. Rat shot might do the job too.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,751

sheet metal shot up with 9mm and 223.jpg

@268,659 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (E)

I might set up two different targets (each with multiple sacrifices) and try one with smaller calibers/birdshort or even .22lr ratshot. Then a second target for larger calibers. That or I need bigger gummy bears.

·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,921

@previous (A)
Some places sell the gummy bears that weigh a pound or more.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,931

Which do you think, slughead?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #268,932

@268,921 (E)
This is what we need to sacrifice. His infernal majesty will be please.

·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #269,128

@previous (A)
Have you ever seen them? I can't recall if it's 1 or 5 lbs.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #269,351

@previous (E)
I don't think I have but its not hard to imagine.

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