Topic: Letting go versus holding on.
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #22,275
All I want is a girl to hold me and tell me that it will be okay. So basically, someone to lie to me with a straight face.
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #267,203
So basically a prostitute?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #267,209
@previous (B)
If she's believable, sure.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #267,212
your mother
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 49 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #267,214
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
*holds*
+Morbid — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,308
All I want is to move to Chile and find a sexy Chilean mistress to live with me on acres of land where I grow herbs and mushrooms. Eventually our sex-fueled relationship becomes more than just that and we grow to love each other. We procreate and I fear the commitment of having a family and I leave her unexpectedly to move back to the US. 20 years later my illegitimate bastard son is a top rank in a South American guerrilla terrorist group. He manages to find me and contacts me asking for a chunk of my wealth to fuel the rebellion and transfer various war/drug supplies. He says that it's the only way I can repay him for not being there when he was growing up. I tell him he will only get the money if I can see his mom again, so he gives me her contact information. I arrange a meeting and pay for her flight to go to NYC. I don't show. She's instead greeted by agents and put into the witness protection program, starting a new life in the US. I never see or speak to her again. I sell vital information on my son's terrorist group to the Chilean government, and his forces are stopped having little supplies to effectively carry out their rebellion. He is thrown in Jail and later sentenced to death after being proven guilty for mass killings in villages and cities around South America.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,310
@previous (Morbid )
interesting
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,320
+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,356
@267,308 (Morbid )
Sounds like you've got it all figured out.
I'm going w/ a friend to Cambodia at the end of this year or early next year. We've already found a place for like $30/month. I'm going to pick up a piece and try one of the ranges with military grade weapons. We also have a contact that's a German ex-pat tattoo artist slash drug dealer that makes about a grand a month selling knock off Gillette razors on eBay he picks up for pennies and then sells them a couple bucks below retail.
We have another friend (also a tattoo artist) that opened a bar there and I think his rent for the year was like $1000.
Unfortunately you can't charge locals that much but I think he's made a little extra change doing tattoo work on ex-pats and selling more designer knockoffs at heavy discounts. It sounds like it'll be a blast. Plus lots of OTC prescription goodies. Apparently the street drugs are shit there but we have a contact that get's his from the EU.
I'd also like to pick up a decent 1911 and try to mail it back as an airsoft gun or something before we leave. That or I'll hide it in something else. The whole thing sounds like a lot of fun but I'm going to steer clear of the AIDs infested prostitutes and street drugs. Starting to learn a little khmer. I'm pretty excited though even though we won't be staying at one of the places with armed security guards at night and all that.
·Morbid — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,557
@previous (Anti )
Sounds rather epic. I wish you good luck on your endeavors.
·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #267,590
@previous (Morbid )
I'll report back after we get back and spread the word while I'm there.
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