Topic: I have a date tonight
+postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.4 years ago #22,157
Her name is Christy, she rides a motorcyle, and she's going for her bachelor's in geology she is very pretty with bright, sparkling blue eyes, she's a brunette. And yes, she's in good shape. We are going out for coffee.
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #266,111
+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,113
@OP
Are you going to get lucky (fucky)?
Are you going to get lucky (fucky)?
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,114
@previous (C)
I doubt it, we're just getting coffee. And she's meeting me. But I'll put in my best effort to not get friend zoned.
I doubt it, we're just getting coffee. And she's meeting me. But I'll put in my best effort to not get friend zoned.
+GaryOak — 13.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,121
Good work son, go get em
+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,122
Why are you doing this to cupcake? You heartless wretch, have you no shame?
I'm packing my kit back up.
I'm packing my kit back up.
·Jesus — 13.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,132
@266,114 (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
You gonna drop a little something extra in her coffee when she isn't looking?
You gonna drop a little something extra in her coffee when she isn't looking?
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,135
@266,122 (Anti )
So, you're not murdering me or you are? She broke up with me, she hasn't contacted me in weeks, eventually I have to move on. And quite frankly a girl who already has an associate's, and rides a motorcyle isn't a bad starting place.
So, you're not murdering me or you are? She broke up with me, she hasn't contacted me in weeks, eventually I have to move on. And quite frankly a girl who already has an associate's, and rides a motorcyle isn't a bad starting place.
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,136
·Jesus — 13.4 years ago, 52 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,138
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,139
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #266,140
I'm about to leave.
+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,148
·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,150
@266,135 (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
I'm still on the fence about it to be honest.
Ask me again when I'm sober.
I'm still on the fence about it to be honest.
Ask me again when I'm sober.
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,161
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,167
·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,179
@previous (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
If you'd be willing to switch to a healthy lifestyle and try a vegan diet I think the whole cannibalism aspect might be more appealing. Otherwise I'm just going to sample your gray matter. I think a band saw will make quick work of prepping you for a suitcase. I know I've used them on wild hogs and they're surprisingly effective at slicing through bone/muscle/sinew/etc.
Maybe I can make a deal with a chef for the portions I'm not interested in. Also did you have a preference in the manner of death? I kind of want to torture you a bit but I want to respect your last wishes at the same time. I have some paralytics (nimbex), lidocaine, and some benzos to make it a more comfortable experience for you but I don't know if it'll be as gratifying for me if we go that route. I mean to fulfill my sadistic impulses I need you to suffer but maybe if you're willing to play it up a bit I'll just put you to sleep before I get into the more gristly bits. The silver nitrate (or lunar caustic) and ethanol was just for fun but it's not all that practical. I have a few novel ideas however I'd like to try. Your consent isn't really necessary but it'd just make me feel better about the whole ordeal. I mean it seems a little selfish of me to just track you down and torture you, don't you think?
Think about it and get back to me.
Oh and did you want me to take cupcake out too? You know so you could die together? That would be kind of romantic I think. Just imagine the kind of bond you'd forge in your last moments. It makes me misty eyed just thinking about it.
I honestly don't have enough space in my dungeon at present to house you two for very long but I'd be willing to give you up to 72hrs of life before termination. You'll both get to roll a dice and whoever rolls higher gets to go first. I think that's a fair way to handle it. Also I think the psychological aspect of making you witness the love of your life tortured before your very eyes is kind of... well, exciting.
Anyway I'm in no rush. Take your time to think it over.
Regards,
Anti
PS: Puppies and rainbows.
If you'd be willing to switch to a healthy lifestyle and try a vegan diet I think the whole cannibalism aspect might be more appealing. Otherwise I'm just going to sample your gray matter. I think a band saw will make quick work of prepping you for a suitcase. I know I've used them on wild hogs and they're surprisingly effective at slicing through bone/muscle/sinew/etc.
Maybe I can make a deal with a chef for the portions I'm not interested in. Also did you have a preference in the manner of death? I kind of want to torture you a bit but I want to respect your last wishes at the same time. I have some paralytics (nimbex), lidocaine, and some benzos to make it a more comfortable experience for you but I don't know if it'll be as gratifying for me if we go that route. I mean to fulfill my sadistic impulses I need you to suffer but maybe if you're willing to play it up a bit I'll just put you to sleep before I get into the more gristly bits. The silver nitrate (or lunar caustic) and ethanol was just for fun but it's not all that practical. I have a few novel ideas however I'd like to try. Your consent isn't really necessary but it'd just make me feel better about the whole ordeal. I mean it seems a little selfish of me to just track you down and torture you, don't you think?
Think about it and get back to me.
Oh and did you want me to take cupcake out too? You know so you could die together? That would be kind of romantic I think. Just imagine the kind of bond you'd forge in your last moments. It makes me misty eyed just thinking about it.
I honestly don't have enough space in my dungeon at present to house you two for very long but I'd be willing to give you up to 72hrs of life before termination. You'll both get to roll a dice and whoever rolls higher gets to go first. I think that's a fair way to handle it. Also I think the psychological aspect of making you witness the love of your life tortured before your very eyes is kind of... well, exciting.
Anyway I'm in no rush. Take your time to think it over.
Regards,
Anti
PS: Puppies and rainbows.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #266,182
@previous (Anti )
Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: I want to get away from the Kimmo stylesheet altogether. I want to get away from the idea of being a chan altogether. I want to create a discussion board that is more like a social network than anything else. It would be like Facebook, with the focus being on the board and real discussion rather than it focusing on groups, likes, wall-posts, pokes, games, etc. It would give you the option to post anonymously rather than forcing you to register, but registering and having a profile would be an option. It would be like twitter, but would encourage intelligent conversation rather than 100 character "tweets" that seem to be dumbing down the nation. It would be like a blog, but people would actually care about it, because rather than being a blog in the sense that it's a single website about you, it's interactive and everyone is tied together through the social network. You could have a "friends" list, but it would be more like a list of favorite posters where you watch for their posts/threads, rather than a restrictive list. It will be like Facebook WAS, back when people actually joined groups and went into the discussion tab to have actual discussion, before they started putting ridiculous restrictions on groups and encouraging people to just "like" corporations instead and have you play mindless games so they can sell your information to advertisers. You'd still have the same freedom of speech, and be able to post anything from chan bullshit to legitimate reporters using it as a medium to post their news articles or blogs. It would be like youtube, but the focus would be on discussion rather than video, but the idea of it being user generated content is the same. Privacy would never be an issue, because you'd still have the option to post anonymously and no logging in would be required.
I warned you it was political suicide. I know some of you must think I'm joking and that I just don't get it. I know I probably sound like Kimmo several years ago, posting about stuff where it was obvious to everyone but him that only he thought his ideas were a good idea. The difference is, I'm not a sociopath, I don't want to do this because I think I deserve a billion dollars, I don't think it's guaranteed to be the next big thing, and I understand that it's not for everyone, so I have no intention of spamming my site all over the god damn place trying to attract attention from people who will obviously hate it. I just know there are a lot of people just like me out there who miss the old youtube, miss the old facebook, hate the teenage drama of myspace, and are sickened by the watered down content and pointless updates of twitter. There are people out there who love the free speech of blogs and chan sites, but hate the meaningless shit that fills most chans and the fact that most blogs are just people who only want to talk about themselves or think they're real reporters because they have a website. I know the internet market is already flooded with so many social networking and sharing sites that I might just be insane. Maybe I really am like Kimmo and I'm trying to reinvent the wheel just because there's not a site out there that's not EXACTLY what I want it to be. If that's the case, just say so. If there's a social networking site out there that's ridiculously close to what I'm describing here, just say so, and I'll leave you alone and I'll go there instead. I'm not going to be like Kimmo and go ahead with an idea when everyone tells me it's lame and refuse to take any advice and call anyone who disagree with me a troll, but if you read this and you feel the same way, if your're like me and feel like there are millions of people out there who feel the same way we do, if your're sick of settling for what's already out there and feel like the internet needs a new niche for everyone who is like us...
JOIN ME
Or don't because I realize that was a little over the top.
Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: I want to get away from the Kimmo stylesheet altogether. I want to get away from the idea of being a chan altogether. I want to create a discussion board that is more like a social network than anything else. It would be like Facebook, with the focus being on the board and real discussion rather than it focusing on groups, likes, wall-posts, pokes, games, etc. It would give you the option to post anonymously rather than forcing you to register, but registering and having a profile would be an option. It would be like twitter, but would encourage intelligent conversation rather than 100 character "tweets" that seem to be dumbing down the nation. It would be like a blog, but people would actually care about it, because rather than being a blog in the sense that it's a single website about you, it's interactive and everyone is tied together through the social network. You could have a "friends" list, but it would be more like a list of favorite posters where you watch for their posts/threads, rather than a restrictive list. It will be like Facebook WAS, back when people actually joined groups and went into the discussion tab to have actual discussion, before they started putting ridiculous restrictions on groups and encouraging people to just "like" corporations instead and have you play mindless games so they can sell your information to advertisers. You'd still have the same freedom of speech, and be able to post anything from chan bullshit to legitimate reporters using it as a medium to post their news articles or blogs. It would be like youtube, but the focus would be on discussion rather than video, but the idea of it being user generated content is the same. Privacy would never be an issue, because you'd still have the option to post anonymously and no logging in would be required.
I warned you it was political suicide. I know some of you must think I'm joking and that I just don't get it. I know I probably sound like Kimmo several years ago, posting about stuff where it was obvious to everyone but him that only he thought his ideas were a good idea. The difference is, I'm not a sociopath, I don't want to do this because I think I deserve a billion dollars, I don't think it's guaranteed to be the next big thing, and I understand that it's not for everyone, so I have no intention of spamming my site all over the god damn place trying to attract attention from people who will obviously hate it. I just know there are a lot of people just like me out there who miss the old youtube, miss the old facebook, hate the teenage drama of myspace, and are sickened by the watered down content and pointless updates of twitter. There are people out there who love the free speech of blogs and chan sites, but hate the meaningless shit that fills most chans and the fact that most blogs are just people who only want to talk about themselves or think they're real reporters because they have a website. I know the internet market is already flooded with so many social networking and sharing sites that I might just be insane. Maybe I really am like Kimmo and I'm trying to reinvent the wheel just because there's not a site out there that's not EXACTLY what I want it to be. If that's the case, just say so. If there's a social networking site out there that's ridiculously close to what I'm describing here, just say so, and I'll leave you alone and I'll go there instead. I'm not going to be like Kimmo and go ahead with an idea when everyone tells me it's lame and refuse to take any advice and call anyone who disagree with me a troll, but if you read this and you feel the same way, if your're like me and feel like there are millions of people out there who feel the same way we do, if your're sick of settling for what's already out there and feel like the internet needs a new niche for everyone who is like us...
JOIN ME
Or don't because I realize that was a little over the top.
·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,183
·Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,199
@266,161 (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
I've just been whining about a girl breaking up with me too! I have since been able to get a female to meet me, where I will tell her all about cupcake and what I did wrong, why it all went wrong, the amount of breakups, my problems in the bedroom etc... I'll then watch her ride away on her motorcycle, and wonder why she doesn't ever return my messages too! We are brothers bro. Tweet ya later!
I've just been whining about a girl breaking up with me too! I have since been able to get a female to meet me, where I will tell her all about cupcake and what I did wrong, why it all went wrong, the amount of breakups, my problems in the bedroom etc... I'll then watch her ride away on her motorcycle, and wonder why she doesn't ever return my messages too! We are brothers bro. Tweet ya later!
+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,205
@266,179 (Anti )
Sawzall with a metal blade works best for clean cuts. It helps further if you freeze him solid first.
Sawzall with a metal blade works best for clean cuts. It helps further if you freeze him solid first.
·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,229
@previous (G)
I've got plenty or surgical and industrial tools to do the job but I'll take your advice into consideration. I like the "iceman" approach for throwing off the time of death and all.
I've got plenty or surgical and industrial tools to do the job but I'll take your advice into consideration. I like the "iceman" approach for throwing off the time of death and all.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,255
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,266
@266,199 (F)
lol, no, we got coffee and talked about life for 2 hours, the shop closed, and we stood outside in the rain, wrapping things up, and talked another hour. I was the one who "called it a night". During the date, she said both "Next time I'll take somewhere", and during a conversation about how someone asked her out when her car was on fire, she said that if she doesn't have romantic interest in someone she clarifies that it isn't a date. She called our outing a date several times, and wants to go on more. So, it went well. I didn't mention my ex at all actually, I told a story about her, but it was just "this girl...".
lol, no, we got coffee and talked about life for 2 hours, the shop closed, and we stood outside in the rain, wrapping things up, and talked another hour. I was the one who "called it a night". During the date, she said both "Next time I'll take somewhere", and during a conversation about how someone asked her out when her car was on fire, she said that if she doesn't have romantic interest in someone she clarifies that it isn't a date. She called our outing a date several times, and wants to go on more. So, it went well. I didn't mention my ex at all actually, I told a story about her, but it was just "this girl...".
·Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,272
@previous (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
Why do you hate bert so much? Posting about his dead father is pretty low dude. I never really liked him much either, but you should cut that shit out.
Why do you hate bert so much? Posting about his dead father is pretty low dude. I never really liked him much either, but you should cut that shit out.
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,285
·Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,288
@previous (postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6)
It seems to have worked. You're a real low piece of shit, you know that? It's nothing to laugh about dude. I don't like you anyway, but now I like you less.
It seems to have worked. You're a real low piece of shit, you know that? It's nothing to laugh about dude. I don't like you anyway, but now I like you less.
+Anonymous I — 13.4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,314
Thank you for showing your true colours. You are exactly the kind of psychotic, soulless,
criminal chantard I knew you were from the first impression. No surprise there.
You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer.
criminal chantard I knew you were from the first impression. No surprise there.
You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,331
fuck off postmortem
+Anonymous K — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,348
niggers
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,364
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,365
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,367
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,368
·postmaster !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #266,371
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I'm just trying to discern your reason for telling me to fuck off. In my question there was an implied "without you telling me to fuck off", but you're clearly too autistic to understand something like that.
I'm just trying to discern your reason for telling me to fuck off. In my question there was an implied "without you telling me to fuck off", but you're clearly too autistic to understand something like that.
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