Topic: Being born British

+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #21,978

Is like winning the jackpot in the lottery of life.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+niceguy !rlfuckyaas — 13.4 years ago, 49 seconds later[T] [B] #264,365

+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 9 seconds later, 58 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #264,366

What is a jacktop and why would I want to win one?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,369

@previous (C)
Typo. I am drunk on fine English ale.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,370

@OP

> jacktop

You fucked this up. You were trying to be funny, to make a funny thread, but you fucked it up.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,373

@previous (D)
It actually turned out better with the typo.

And to correct the OP's headline,

Being born anything not American*

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,374

@264,370 (D)
I'm not trying to be funny. It's a well known phrase. There is no other country I would rather be born in and if all human beings were honest they would say the same.

+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,375

@264,370 (D)

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,376

@264,374 (A)
But you fucked it up. You wrote "jacktop" instead of "jackpot".

+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 8 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,377

@264,374 (A)
This means you bow down to kiss the toes of that ugly Queen. Royalty demands you open wallet so they can live high on the hog off of you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,379

@264,373 (C)
Ha. A mongrel nation full of brainwashed, over patriotic fool. In fact... Google "patriotic" and all you'll see are American flags. You people are fat mongrels with no culture.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,380

@previous (A)
I'm not American. Derp. You must have misread what I said.

+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,381

British lol no no.

Green is a typical self sucking cock sucker Brit.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,382

@264,379 (A)

> full of brainwashed, over patriotic fool

> singular

You fucked this up too. You're trying to be funny, but you're fucking it up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,383

@264,377 (F)
I'm happy to bow to my Queen. She is our symbol of strength and reminds us how our small nation have been punching above our weight for 100s of years. We truely are the superior race. Thanks.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,384

@previous (A)

> truely

You've spelled this like an American, not a British person. You've fucked this up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,385

@264,382 (D)
I'm not being funny. I'm being honest. Please stop being mad and confess you would rather be British.

@264,381 (G)
He is a small minority.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,386

@264,384 (D)
You sound like a broken record, my friend.

God save the Queen.

·Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 7 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,387

@264,383 (A)
Strength? You even needed USA help to beat Argentina out of the Falklands.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,389

@264,386 (A)

> God save the Queen.

But you butchered 4 of yours, and still couldn't find one to give you a son, Henry. You died old, fat, and without a male heir. You fucked up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,391

@264,387 (F)
That's nothing to be ashamed off. We simply used our allies we formed to aid us. It's not our fault Argentina failed to make a greater ally of the US than us. Yet again you prove our power.

America is simply a tool for a for other world power to influence and use to their advantage. The mighty Winston Churchill bring the US into the 2nd world war and how the terrorist state of Israel uses it today. But also remember how the US needed help from the UK in Iraq and Afghanistan! If Britian had not helped the US would have been chased out by the civilian population.

·niceguy !rlfuckyaas — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,392

@previous (A)
awww OP thinks he is an intellectual.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,393

@264,389 (D)
The British people still live on but we are also more than one man. We are Oliver Cromwell, Shakespeare, Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Robert Darwin and so many more.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,394

@264,391 (A)

> America is simply a tool for a for other world power

You fucked this up. You were trying to be intellectual, but you fucked it up.

+Anonymous H — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,397

@264,391 (A)
Look at this Map. Former British Empire.

Now all you have left is the Falklands and some shit hole located next to Europe.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,398

@264,394 (D)
I never tried to be anything other than a jolly tipsy Englishman who is better than everyone else not born within the British isles. I haven't fucked anything up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEUxgazdA-g

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,399

@264,397 (H)
Empires rise and fall. It's the nature of things. However, the British empire was the largest the world had ever seen.

The sun never sets on the British empire!

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,401

@previous (A)

> the British empire was the largest the world had ever seen.

No it wasn't, both Genghis Khan's Mongol empire and Alexander the Great's Macedonian empire eclipsed it in both geography and influence. You've fucked this up.

+Anonymous I — 13.4 years ago, 59 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,402

lol non-brits dont understand
GREAT BRITAIN IS JERUSALEM
jesus christ visited great britain and he liked it
our island doesnt have natural disasters because we are jerusalem on earth xD

gods green jewel with rolling fields of emerald glow
each brit is born with a soul that brings awe

BRITS RULE

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,403

@264,401 (D)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires

Incorrect. I forgive your ignorance, pleb.

+Anonymous J — 13.4 years ago, 10 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,404

yes, its truely grate to look like an over-exaggerated hyperbole of Nigel Thornberry, who himself was the original hyperbole of the britfags.

i must say im impressed at the extent of the inbreeding that took place in so few generations. truely, a wonderful example to the american trailer trash the people of britian are.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,405

@264,403 (A)
You are citing a Wikipedia article as evidence. You've fucked this up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 3 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,406

@264,402 (I)
I pleased you understand the importance of being British but I must insist you stop acting like an immigrant trying to fit into our magnificent culture.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,410

@previous (A)

> I pleased

You fucked this up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #264,411

@264,405 (D)
Please provide evidence to back your claim up, my wikipedia trumps your no-evidence. Thanks.

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