Topic: My advice to Bert:

+Bastard !jbxEWahT8k — 13.4 years ago #21,927

Stop drinking so much.

+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #263,752

Just learn some fucking self-control, really. Nobody cares if he wants to turn his liver into liquid shit. Acting idiotic is acting idiotic, doesn't matter what chemicals you're abusing or not.

+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,754

@previous (B)
Illegible gibberish. He needs to drink more, develop a less self-control, and also have access to firearms. That last part is very important.

C̹͓͔ị̩̺̳a͎̥o͔̘,̙ ͓T̥̼̟̥͕ḥ̼͓̯̣͍ͅḙ̯͖̜ ̥̪̼̘ͅD̳̮̱͔͎o̩̠̮̙̪̖͈c̫̳t̻̗͎͈̞̬̬o͎͍̱̰̺r̖̠.̤̯̳

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,756

@previous (C)

+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,764

@263,754 (C)

> develop a less self-control

you fucked this up

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,766

@previous (D)
Let me count the number of fucks I give...
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Nope. Zero.

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,767

@previous (C)
> effort

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,769

@previous (B)
Let me count the amount of effort I gave...
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Nope. Zero.

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,770

@previous (C)
> effort

·Bastard !jbxEWahT8k (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 13 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,771

@263,754 (C)
lolthis

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,773

@263,770 (B)
No, this is effort.

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 51 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,774

@previous (C)
> predictable

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,775

@previous (B)

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,782

@previous (C)
Post this picture again.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,785

@previous (B)

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,789

@previous (C)

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 29 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,790

@previous (B)

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 18 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,180

@263,769 (C)

> Let me count the amount of effort I gave...

Effort is an uncountable noun. You fucked this up.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,184

@previous (D)
> > Let me count the amount of effort I gave...
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> Effort is an uncountable noun. You fucked this up.

If I thought it was a countable noun I would have said "number of efforts".
inb4 >effort for pointing this out.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,185

@previous (C)

> Let me count the amount of effort I gave...

> Let me count

> Trying to count something which can't be counted

> Retard, for example, is countable. You are 1 retard, for instance.

> You fucked this up, and put effort into trying to backtrack

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,188

@previous (D)
slow clap

lrn2everydaylanguage

You can also say something like "let me count the amount of water I need" when in fact you're counting units of water rather than the uncountable water.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,190

@previous (C)

> Fucks up

> Gets humiliated

> Plays the "everyday language" card

> Claims not to be a retard straining with effort

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,192

@previous (D)
> humiliation
ror

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,199

ITT: effort, effort everywhere

+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,202

@previous (B)

Almost as if they are trying hard.

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,270

Look if Bert wants to be a scumfuck drunkard, let him. No online intervention is going to modify his behavior. Hes a bigboy and he can make bigboy decisions like opting to die a slow and painful death due to liver failure.

+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,292

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
death after liver failure is not exactly slow......just saying..

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,293

@264,270 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

> slow death due to liver failure.

Anon G is correct. You fucked this up.

+Anonymous H — 13.4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,307

@263,773 (C)
@263,775 (C)
@263,785 (C)
Is that the only goatse pic you have?

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #264,325

@previous (H)
Yes. You know, because
> effort

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #264,801

@264,293 (D)
@264,292 (G)
It depends on the cause but in the case of cirrhosis (especially alcoholic cirrhosis) it is usually a slow and unpleasant death. Thanks for your input Dr#1 and Dr#2 but g2medschool and then we'll talk.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #264,828

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Cirrhosis and liver failure are not even remotely the same thing. Cirrhosis is one of several things which can CAUSE liver failure. Nobody dies slowly of liver failure. Your liver fails, you're fucked.

You fucked this up.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #264,845

@previous (D)
What else was going to lead Bert to liver failure?

PS: Get laid [you pedantic] poindexter.

+Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #264,848

@264,828 (D)
Shotgun blast into liver = quick fail = quick death

Death slows down if you pile on the onions

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #265,040

@264,845 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)

> What else was going to lead Bert to liver failure?

Irrelevant and separate issue. What does it have to do with you saying people can die slowly of liver failure?

You fucked it up. You were trying to be smart. Now you're reacting with angry ad hominem attacks because you're embarrassed that you fucked it up.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #265,085

@previous (D)
Lolno

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