Topic: does the koran really say you will get virgins in heaven

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago #21,844

lol

lol

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+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #263,024

who cares what it says, it's trash

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,025

YOU ARE TRASH AND SO IS YOUR MOTHER

+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,026

Why would anyone blow themselves up just for the company of virgins when they could far less painfully spend their time with Tinychan users?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 36 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,028

^_^

+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,032

@OP

No one gives a fuck about your "does the koran really say you will get virgins in heaven" competition. Fuck all of you faggots.

+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,033

Yeah, you get to play Dungeons and Dragons for an eternity.

+Triptych — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,038

I hope so.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,040

@263,032 (Anti )
wtf?

+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,045

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
ducky?

really?

pms over?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 46 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,046

@previous (G)
my pms is just starting

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,049

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

ah then I cum out as asking re G

OK I have the definitive answer to the question from the best of net accurate sources.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2329/does-the-koran-really-promise-islamic-martyrs-72-virgins

Now shocking as it may be there is Wine in heaven for Muslims. AND Breast size is assumed to be at least a C size

"Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)"

So Allah ain't providing teeny boppers.

Now for more

Nothing in the Koran specifically states that the faithful are allotted 72 virgins apiece. For this elaboration we turn to the hadith, traditional sayings traced with varying degrees of credibility to Muhammad. Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."

BUT NOTICE IT DON'T SAY A THING ABOUT VIRGINS!!!!!

72 seems a credible number given the 80,000 servants to handle the mother n sister n brother in laws.

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·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,053

@previous (Syntax )
you r close

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,054

@263,046 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> my pms is just starting

Would that be Pedo Manipulating Syndrome. You're a middle-aged guy.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,055

@previous (C)
butthurt?

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,056

@263,054 (C)
Nonny C

I yes I have viewed ducky on live cam n that includes her face.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,057

@previous (Syntax )
HEHE STOP IT HEHE

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 7 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,058

@263,056 (Syntax )
I'll believe you. You are not known for lying.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,061

derp

+Anonymous H — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #263,062

Muslims are retarded.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #263,068

@previous (H)
youre most retarded

·Anonymous H — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #263,069

@263,033 (E)
Haha this

+Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #263,086

@263,049 (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.

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