Topic: Does this recently discovered 1st draft of Rudyard Kipling's seminal poem 'IF' move you to tears?
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #21,670
If you frequently deride Matt Miller for being in his 30s and spending all his time on internet boards...while being in your 30s and spending all your time on internet boards...
If you spend half your life laughing at Matt Miller for obsessing over a 70 year old man...and the other half changing your tripcode "because I want to make sure Syntax sees it"...
If you are a middle aged man who saves and catalogues every single detail about a bunch of teenage internet users...and then lols himself silly over Fatfuck doing the same thing...
If you find "a pile of dead kids" 'hilarious', and laugh over the death of an 8-year-old boy watching his dad run the Boston Marathon...while simultaneously spending every waking moment of your life searching the length and breadth of the internet for stories about sex with children and posting them on an internet board...
If the only time pedophilia is ever mentioned on this board is when your name is attached to the post, thus giving this place its 'pedochan' nickname...
If your fellating of the mods on here because you're terrified of being banned has now crossed over into toe-curlingly pathetic territory...
And if you will now respond to this within 40 seconds with a little picture and a "nice mad samefagging, OP"...
Then you are The Doctor, my son. And you're a nonce.
If you spend half your life laughing at Matt Miller for obsessing over a 70 year old man...and the other half changing your tripcode "because I want to make sure Syntax sees it"...
If you are a middle aged man who saves and catalogues every single detail about a bunch of teenage internet users...and then lols himself silly over Fatfuck doing the same thing...
If you find "a pile of dead kids" 'hilarious', and laugh over the death of an 8-year-old boy watching his dad run the Boston Marathon...while simultaneously spending every waking moment of your life searching the length and breadth of the internet for stories about sex with children and posting them on an internet board...
If the only time pedophilia is ever mentioned on this board is when your name is attached to the post, thus giving this place its 'pedochan' nickname...
If your fellating of the mods on here because you're terrified of being banned has now crossed over into toe-curlingly pathetic territory...
And if you will now respond to this within 40 seconds with a little picture and a "nice mad samefagging, OP"...
Then you are The Doctor, my son. And you're a nonce.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #261,555
+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #261,556
lol
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #261,560
@261,555 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
HAHAHA, 34 seconds after posting! Fuck Doc, you're just...something else. Next to you, Matt Miller is a jet-setting playboy with a rich and varied social life.
Later, ya sad, lonely, friendless nonce, yer.
HAHAHA, 34 seconds after posting! Fuck Doc, you're just...something else. Next to you, Matt Miller is a jet-setting playboy with a rich and varied social life.
Later, ya sad, lonely, friendless nonce, yer.
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #261,562
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