Topic: Public Service Announcement: Alert state in response to North Duckorea's announcement of ddos attack
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.4 years ago #21,616
Dear fellow South Duckorean,
13 hours ago, Quack Jong-Un, leader of North Duckorea (duckychan.net), has publicly announced inhttp://www.tinychan.org/topic/21572, that a full-scale ddos attack wave are in preparation again South Duckorea (duckychan.org). For our land and citizen's safety, South Duckorea are now in Level 1 Alert. Following special measures will be in effect immediately:
1. "Instant ban on sight" will be applied to the leader of North Duckorea, Quack Jong-Un, and his military administrator, Ducky;
2. All traffics to the North Duckorea will be sealed with word filter "sandniggertrap.onn.imp";
3. Visitors from North Duckora will be put under 72-hours surveillance and investigation before granting the normal posting privileges.
4. As a counter measure of the upcoming ddos attack, South Duckorea would have our latest purchases of CiaoTheDoctor long-ranged missiles prepared and aimed at North Duckorea boundary.
As the original and best web site on the internet, South Duckorea would not tolerate such kind of aggressive and peace infiltrating speech. Yet, we would avoid violence as possible, and are always welcome South Duckorea for peaceful negotiation, under follow circumstances:
1. North Duckorea take back their war declaration and admit they are butthurt jelly;
2. Post full frontal nude of North Duckorea military administrator;
3. HAHAHAHA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS
13 hours ago, Quack Jong-Un, leader of North Duckorea (duckychan.net), has publicly announced inhttp://www.tinychan.org/topic/21572, that a full-scale ddos attack wave are in preparation again South Duckorea (duckychan.org). For our land and citizen's safety, South Duckorea are now in Level 1 Alert. Following special measures will be in effect immediately:
1. "Instant ban on sight" will be applied to the leader of North Duckorea, Quack Jong-Un, and his military administrator, Ducky;
2. All traffics to the North Duckorea will be sealed with word filter "sandniggertrap.onn.imp";
3. Visitors from North Duckora will be put under 72-hours surveillance and investigation before granting the normal posting privileges.
4. As a counter measure of the upcoming ddos attack, South Duckorea would have our latest purchases of CiaoTheDoctor long-ranged missiles prepared and aimed at North Duckorea boundary.
As the original and best web site on the internet, South Duckorea would not tolerate such kind of aggressive and peace infiltrating speech. Yet, we would avoid violence as possible, and are always welcome South Duckorea for peaceful negotiation, under follow circumstances:
1. North Duckorea take back their war declaration and admit they are butthurt jelly;
2. Post full frontal nude of North Duckorea military administrator;
3. HAHAHAHA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
+Kim Jong Eun — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #261,072
No problemo i eat DDos am very hungry eat all DDos.·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #261,073
+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,199
@OP
Is this real or are you teasing me?
Is this real or are you teasing me?
+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,200
@previous (C)
You are more retarded than I first thought. And I thought you were pretty retarded at first.
You are more retarded than I first thought. And I thought you were pretty retarded at first.
·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 43 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,201
·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,204
+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,207
...and i should care why?
·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,208
+quack !LCBZCJiYOw — 13.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,261
I lol'd. Also I revoked my threats minutes later, see the topic you linked. Also go fuck yourself in the ass with an aubergine.
+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,262
·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,264
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,273
I didn't read any of this.+Anonymous I — 13.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,279
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #261,690
+Anonymous J — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #261,824
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