Stinson Hunter: So we have found more nonces looking to have sex with children in Rochdale.
The Doctor: Like who?
SH: This sad fuck who wants to molest kids. He usually talks about wanting to diddle kids on some internet forum.
TD: What forum is that?!
SH: We haven't quite pinpointed it yet, but rest assured that this filthy nonce is going down in the books.
TD: Would it help if I posted some child sex stories on my own forum?
SH: No, what kind of sick fuck are you, chap?
TD: No one, I swear. You never heard anything from me. This conversation never happened.
SH: Are you one of those perverts that wants to fiddle some kids, Doc?
TD: I think about it but---wait, this is a set up!
SH: Thank you for proving to us that you are a sick fuck nonce. We'll get in touch with the authorities about what you just said.
TD: I'm changing my IP address. You'll never catch me!
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
@OP
Does this leaked
every thread you two ever post surprise you?
Doc: Ohhh, who's the maddest?
TG: You're the maddest!
Doc: No you are!
TG: You hang up first.
Doc: Awww baby, you hang up first!
TG: But you're the maddest!
Doc: I love you.
TG: Baby, I love you too, but you hang up first.
Doc: NO! Never leave me darling.
TG: Are you still mad?
Doc: Not as mad as you baby.
TG: But you're the maddest!
Doc: No you're the maddest!
TG: No you're the maddest!
Doc: No you're the maddest!
TG: No you're the maddest!
Doc: No you're the maddest!
TG: No you're the maddest!
Doc: No you're the maddest!
TG: No you're the maddest!
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Your're quite the cheerful chap too!