Topic: Name some interesting or unusual life experiences that you've had.
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #21,425
I met Nick Clegg, the deputy Prime Minister of the UK, when I was invited to his Christmas party, and been to the pub with Lembit Opik with a group of people.
I've also met God, but I don't know if I believe in such a being or not.
I once worked in Tesco's busiest bakery, which I was on my own in during my shifts.
I am circumcised, which is odd for a Brit.
In the past 5 years I have lived in 4 properties, and will be moving again in July.
I collect Beer mats.
I have fallen down the stairs 4 times (top to bottom), all resulting with nothing more than aches and pains.
I think that is it. I'll add more in if I remember.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #258,368
I'm stopped a dude from beating up a hooker, I've fought a pitbull, I've prevented a kidnapping, I've saved two different half siblings from drowning, I almost fell out of a ferris wheel, I've been to a drunken orgy, i saw two gay guys slap fight at a porn store, I've seen two prostitutes fight topless in the dirt.
+morbid — 13.4 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,369
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
damn
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,371
@258,368 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
o_O I stopped a guy from hitting some random girl in the street. But my friends drove off, and the guy got into his truck in the direction the girl was going. so idk. :c
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,372
@258,369 (morbid )
Ask about any and maybe I'll make a new thread or post more details here if op doesnt mind.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,375
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Not at all.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,376
I've been attacked by a pig, I've performed mouth to mouth, I had a resident bleed out all over me, and die, I've washed many dead bloodies at work, I threatened the two abusive crack heads that used to own my dog.
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·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,377
@258,375 (A)
Cool. Thank you
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,379
Hmm.
I once punched a horse square in the face after it stole a beer from straight out of my own hand.
Down on my mates farm, having a few tins of ale and messing around with his trials bike, we were taking a break and leaning against a gate enjoying the mid afternoon sun. His sister's pet horse sauntered over all casual like, grabbed my beer with its mouth, did that head tipping thing that horses do and proceeded to neck my beer in 3 big gulps. Bastard!
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,383
@previous (A)
Crap, did it strike back?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,388
@258,371 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Tell us more about that.
+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,390
the only interesting thing ive ever done was a donkey :(
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,392
I once tried to walk into the Japan Sauna (a jack shack) and five think accented employees started yelling "No women!" I've testified agaisnt someone making a false rape accusation, A deaf guy working at Publix drove around until he found my house, and showed up at my door after dark.
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·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 11 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,393
@258,390 (E)
Was it tight?
·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,402
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
it was tight...ish.
i had a virgin donkey but it was still a horse
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,406
@previous (E)
How do you know that it was a fresh one?
·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,409
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
i broke the hymen of course
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,410
@previous (E)
lol awesome.
·Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #258,415
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
i have no idea if im a donkeypedo xcause she took it like a pro
im lucky she didnt have to shit or piss. or kick backwards.
is it even possible to donkeypedo such a stupid species?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #258,428
@previous (E)
I dont think that you can be an animal pedo at all
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #258,436
@258,388 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Well, i felt bad that we didnt do more for the girl, all we did was show the guy were here so stop beating on a girl in the street like no ones watching. lol. We should have turned back and made sure he didnt follow her. Oh well! I vowed next time I see a thing like that I wont leave til I know everyones ok.i love africans
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