Topic: Once a female was flirting with me at the bus stop and I blew it
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.4 years ago #21,323
She was wearing boots like the picture included.They are very loud boots to wear so I instantly started thinking negative things about her.
She was a largish girl and she instantly sparked up conversation with me!
She laughed at all my jokes and stories! Not many females laugh at my stories.
( Not the same stories I tell you )
We were standing at the bus stop however and nobody else was laughing at my jokes.
At the time I thought she was laughing just because she wanted my flesh.
But now I'm thinking she could have legitimately found my jokes funny.
She could have been my soul mate.
I sat with my housemate and not with the flirting girl on the bus.
I never saw her again. This is one of the few times a female has hit on me.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #257,237
Another time a female hit on me in a club and she was an art student.
She started discussing how she was always drawing vaginas and her art focused around vagina.
I maintained good conversation because of my feminist roots.
I made a lighthearted joke that I really wanted to see her art so could we keep the lights on when we made love.
I thought she found it funny. I turned around, then I turned around again, and she was gone.
She could have been my soul mate too.
But I know who my soulmate is now so don't worry I'm just watching her facebook and waiting until she's single.
She started discussing how she was always drawing vaginas and her art focused around vagina.
I maintained good conversation because of my feminist roots.
I made a lighthearted joke that I really wanted to see her art so could we keep the lights on when we made love.
I thought she found it funny. I turned around, then I turned around again, and she was gone.
She could have been my soul mate too.
But I know who my soulmate is now so don't worry I'm just watching her facebook and waiting until she's single.
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #257,249
A Hispanic man used to flirt with me at work. He was also an atheist, and when he found out that I was as well, he got a faraway look in his eyes and said, "I found another". Well once I was the supply closet, getting a urinal and this man followed me in and closed the door behind him. Its a very small space, so he was right up on me. He began breathing on my neck, and said "Hey mama, what do you want?" I turned around and said "Fuck me right here" in a very aggressive tone. He looked all freaked out, and I said "Do it you little pussy, stick it in. I want it right now" He ran out of the room, and never mentioned the incident again..
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #257,255
@previous (B)
What would you have done if he whipped it out?
Oh, and how often do you need a new urinal that you keep them in a closet?
What would you have done if he whipped it out?
Oh, and how often do you need a new urinal that you keep them in a closet?
·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #257,259
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Laughed at him, and/or let him grope me awkwardly for a moment. As for urinals, we get new patients every day.
Laughed at him, and/or let him grope me awkwardly for a moment. As for urinals, we get new patients every day.
+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #257,260
did not read
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