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Topic: When life shits on you, and you are depressed/down/suicidal/miserable etc.

+Anonymous A13.4 years ago #21,289

Which of the following things are you most likely to indulge in, to make yourself feel better?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Alcohol-0%
Drugs-0%
Sex-0%
Gambling-0%
Meditation-0%
Praying/religion/reading holy books-0%
Other (please specify)-0%
Posting on Tinychan-0%
Food-0%

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.4 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #256,976

All of them simultaneously are good.

+Anonymous C13.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,991

Unprotected gay sex.

+Anonymous D13.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #257,112

Other (please specify) :

I sabotage where I am in life, stop giving a fuck and take a long walk without a single care on my mind.
So far it's lost me two degrees, a job, friendships and lots of money.

+Syntax 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #257,116

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+Anonymous F13.4 years ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #257,388

@(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Reported. The Red Army will be with you momentarily.

+Icarus !!kwaBAf77h13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #257,393

A moral tale
One freezing and foggy winter's day, a sparrow sat in a tree. He said to himself that he must either fly in search of food, despite the weather, or freeze to death.

So he took to the wing, flying blind. He had not been in the air more than a minute when he ran head on into a large crow coming from the opposite direction. The impact knocked him out of the air and he fell headlong into a fresh pile of cow shit.

After a moments consideration he realised that this wasn't as bad as it seemed - he was warm and there were fragments of food within the shit. So he was happy and began to whistle a merry tune.

Now, a hungry fox heard the whistling and came along to investigate and finding the sparrow he ate him.

The point and , perhaps, moral of this story is;

1. Those who drop you in the shit are not necessarily your enemy and,
2. Those who get you out of the shit are not necessarily your friend, so above all.
3. If you are in the shit and happy, keep your fucking mouth shut.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)


+Anonymous H13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #257,398

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You forgot suicide to the list, which is indeed what I would recommend to everyone feels in any of those ways, including you, OP.

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