Topic: Goldwasser Have You tried this thick syrup Alcohol loaded with Pure Gold?
+Syntax — 13.4 years ago #21,229

So here is my story and
I am sticking to it
Years ago in Westwood Village West LA Calif...Down the street from UCLA.
In a bar with friends and I wanted to try something different. I go to bar and look at a mass of bottles and wayyyyy up high on a shelf n ladder is necessary I see a bottle of Goldwasser.
I thought this was a German product but tonight discovered its Dutch invented but made in Poland. A version is also made in Schwabach near Nuremberg.
So the bartender climbs the ladder and brings down the bottle but I No C any Gold in it.
So I turn the bottle over and I C lots n lots of GOLD. Thing is the bottle has one of those bar pourer tops.
Content flows out and all over a Gals thigh as she sat on Bar Stool. Wot a mess and I apologized and ask bartender for a cloth and she said NO NO
Please lick it off of me.
Me embarrassed and yes I used a towel!! If need be I could to this day have police artist sketch her face. I was single at that tyme but just to flustered to think about any move.
Do NOT ask me wot inspired this story.
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #256,248
cool story bro
+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #256,250
Syntax stories are gavin stories + 50 years
+MoRbId !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,255
@previous (C)
Hahahaha
Why are there gold flakes
Are you supposed to eat gold
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,256

I've had this before.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,377
> loaded with Pure Gold+Anonymous G — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,378
@256,256 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
100 proof Hot Damn tastes exactly the same.
·Syntax (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,389
@256,255 (MoRbId !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> Why are there gold flakes
> Are you supposed to eat gold
You sure drink it. Of course Gold has no taste at all. Historically Gold was thought to be of medical value and lots of info on web re Gold Salts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_salts
and
http://geology.com/minerals/gold/uses-of-gold.shtml
Medical Uses of Gold
Gold is used as a drug to treat a small number of medical conditions. Injections of weak solutions of sodium aurothiomalate or aurothioglucose are sometimes used to treat rheumatoid arthritis. Particles of a radioactive gold isotope are implanted in tissues to serve as a radiation source in the treatment of certain cancers.
Small amounts of gold are used to remedy a condition known as Lagophthalmos, which is an inability of a person to close their eyes completely. This condition is treated by implanting small amounts of gold in the upper eyelid. The implanted gold "weights" the eyelid and the force of gravity helps the eyelid close fully.
Radioactive gold is used in diagnosis. It is injected in a colloidal solution that can be tracked as a beta emitter as it passes through the body. Many surgical instruments, electronic equipment and life-support devices are made using small amounts of gold. Gold is nonreactive in the instruments and is highly reliable in the electronic equipment and life-support devices.
·MoRbId !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,390
@previous (Syntax )
So you are just drinking it for fun?
·Syntax (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,392
@previous (MoRbId !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I bet that WLA event was the 1st tyme ever I tried it and maybe one other tyme with no memory as to when - The story goes back to 1982-3 and let me tell ya her legs were long n went on 4ever and her ultra low cut dress with much lots of much to fill the dress yet not much dress to hold them back - well she spotted me looin and said something of the order of u like?
She was so forward and me not prepared for such. I like liquors, from Chartreuse to Kahlua, but that Goldwasser offered nada I wanted to try again OTHER then it was cool to be drinking pure Gold.
Did my Sewer appreciate such?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 41 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,419
@previous (Syntax )
so, you'll be shitting bits of gold? what a fucking waste of something that people kill each other over
+Anonymous H — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,424
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Exactly
·Syntax (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,430
@256,419 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@previous (H)
Major LOL
Yea and years ago for some home hobby tech nerd stuff I bought sheets of 24K Gold. Gold I have been buying for investments since it was about $200 Oz n zoomed up 2 $1900 per oz had dived $30 but history sayssss its going back UP
Wanted to sell sum couple of weeks ago n 4got dang
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,439
@previous (Syntax )
It's only a good investment if you bought it before the recession.
·Syntax (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,441
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Started to buy back in late 70's and recently had to turn over a lot of it hell most of it to Harvard Med as collateral. The good news is that I can buy it back for the price it was worth back 2 years ago and Harvard takes not a penny out of the deal.
Now working on coming up with the hard cold cash to buy it back.
Once years ago in Mexico on a vacation with GF. We went to the local bank to convert US Cash into Peso's and bank was closed re all of Mexico re-doing value of Peso. GF real smart and ran with US Cash to stores to buy Silver lots of real Silver. She made a lot of money in a few hours until stores got smart re price change.
With Gold they say a tiny village in Timbucktooo noes exact price of Gold on world market in one instant of change.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,530
@256,378 (G)
This is my favorite.
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