Topic: I'm now engaged to anonymous A

+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #21,177

So none of you fuckers, had better do as much as look at him.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #255,689

He's taking my last name, with a hyphen and my dogs last name at the end.

+Bubble Buddy — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,693

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,696

Where are you my little bird? We need to announce our coupling to the world as a united force against the demons, and creatures of the night.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,706

Come on sunshine. Dont be shy, we both need this :)

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,714

wtf

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,717

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
My betrothed is playing hard to get. He's such a little funny bones. :)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,732

Kit kit kit, kttie!

+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,733

@255,693 (Bubble Buddy )

·Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,740

Please stop this...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #255,743

@previous (B)
Why?

+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #255,751

Congrats.

+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #255,831

@OP
Is that you kook?

+Morbid — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #255,832

Alright.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #255,833

@255,751 (Anti )
Thank you. we're registered at Burlington Coat Factory, XTC, and Petsmart.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,835

@255,831 (F)
Of course.

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,990

@255,833 (A)
If the reception has an open bar sign me up for a +1 and I'll take a look at the registry.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,994

@previous (Anti )
I'd throw the best wedding ever! None of that expensive dress, and candles bullshit. Just booze, drugs, and a petting zoo!

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,995

@previous (A)
Hard drugs?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,998

@previous (Anti )
Beer, wine, liquor, pot, and pills. No needle drugs, or blow because it makes people aggressive.

·Morbid — 13.4 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #255,999

@previous (A)
And booze doesn't?

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,002

@255,998 (A)
> pills

You're going to have to be more specific. No blow or smack is definitely a buzz kill.

What kind of petting zoo and will weapons be allowed into the bar area?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,009

@255,999 (Morbid )
Not as much as stimulants

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,014

@256,002 (Anti )
Hey, if someone cant hang they can fuck off. We'd have goats, sheep, a mean llama, a joey, a capybara, talking parrots, baby potbellied pigs, and kittens. Only a select few can have weapons, and they can only be of the melee variety. No projectiles.

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,018

@previous (A)
What if the llama goes on a rampage and starts attacking your guests or you? I think you don't realize what a security risk a petting zoo is.

You'll be glad someone came in with a baby killing assault pistol in their blazer. I suppose I could leave it in the car though.

> capybara

I think you mean chupacabra.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,024

@256,014 (A)
No puppies? Count me out.

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,026

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Puppies were implied I'm sure. Besides I'll need a drinking buddy that can keep pace with me anyway.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,028

@previous (Anti )
Cool, I'm in. I'll bring the scotch.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,040

@256,018 (Anti )
I'd hire a designated driver/dart gun operator/person to fish drunk people out of the duck pond. I definitely meant capybara, I dont need no damn goat suckers, scaring all the chilrens.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,041

@256,024 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
My maid of honor, and ring bearer will be young, frisky pups.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,044

@previous (A)
Sweet!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,048

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I know right?! I'd also like to have a monkey bartender, but that might be a bit much.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,050

@previous (A)
Yeah, they bite.

And spit, among other things.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,059

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
The monkeys? Could we get them liquored up or something, to help them relax?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,074

@previous (A)
The last time I saw a monkey the little bastard was jacking off.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,091

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Oh shit! Were you egging him on?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,110

@previous (A)
Um...no?

It was at the zoo.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,112

@256,091 (A)
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
LOLOL

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,118

@256,110 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I would have been heckling him, to try and throw off his rhythm.

·Anti — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,125

@256,028 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Let's raid the bar before we break out the good stuff.

@256,040 (A)
Are these separate positions or are they combined? I don't think the dart gun operator should be sober for best results.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,127

@previous (Anti )
Well now that you mention it, someone getting a dart in the ass from a fucked up animal trainer, would be funny as hell.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #256,131

@256,125 (Anti )
But of course.

@previous (A)
Yes, yes it would.

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