Topic: IRYA: Syntax
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #21,092
Would you let this old hag suck you're old penis (providing you can even get it up)+Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #254,825
@OP> Would you let this old hag suck you're old penis (providing you can even get it up)
This is wot she looked like YOUNGER
Considering that my blood pressure is uniquely low and my Pipes are in Uniquely great shape.....Can remain hard as a rock for I bet Longer then you can.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #254,828
·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #254,844
@previous (A)
Other then aspirin daily and a huge number of different Vitamins n wood be happy to detail...NO Drugs of any kind ever. Have not even had a cold or the flue in about a decade.
Allergy attacks recently after unpacking some stuff from storage in Santa Monica so I had to try diff allergy meds.
So about the grown up President of Argentina.
I could tell you she wrote me a personal note as a welcome, but that wood be over the top Couple of years ago Globalstar installed a full Satellite Command n Control n Telemetry Tracking Station in Argentina. I was first to enter the building after construction was finished and on the desk was a letter of welcome from her.
So it was NOT to me but to whomever opened it and read it. Came with copies in English and French cause of mix of people from USA France who wood be first to enter. I forwarded it to company headquarters.
Other then aspirin daily and a huge number of different Vitamins n wood be happy to detail...NO Drugs of any kind ever. Have not even had a cold or the flue in about a decade.
Allergy attacks recently after unpacking some stuff from storage in Santa Monica so I had to try diff allergy meds.
So about the grown up President of Argentina.
I could tell you she wrote me a personal note as a welcome, but that wood be over the top Couple of years ago Globalstar installed a full Satellite Command n Control n Telemetry Tracking Station in Argentina. I was first to enter the building after construction was finished and on the desk was a letter of welcome from her.
So it was NOT to me but to whomever opened it and read it. Came with copies in English and French cause of mix of people from USA France who wood be first to enter. I forwarded it to company headquarters.
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #254,846
·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #254,862
@previous (A)A reminder.
Anus as Sarah Silverman has said
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_Silverman
Anal sex
Sarah lost her virginity at age 32... well, she had done it vaginally since she was 19, but "THE REAL WAY" was when she was 32. Her boyfriend at the time, Jimmeny Kimmel-GlickFace taught her how to do it the right way. When he pushed his penis in for the first time, it hit a nerve inside Sarah's anus, probably from a running start, and it resulted in Sarah pooping out a lot of doodie out of her tush. Sarah was horrified, and thought it was both painful and gross, but Jimminy explained that that's what anal sex is like the first time you do it, kinda like how your pussy looks like it vomited a whole bottle of ketchup the first time you do it in the front-hole.
Unlike Sarah I was not born to put my Penis in2 a Sewer Pipe.
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