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Topic: I need someone to help me kill myself and make it look like I died a hero.

+Anonymous A13.4 years ago #20,932

So I'm going to kill myself because I'm a failure.
I need someone to be a pretend witness and say that three mobsters were going to kill them.
Then you need to say that I fought them off and protected you and that's how my throat got slashed.
Then I need you to slash my throat.

All I have to pay you is £1200.
Please I need someone.

+Anonymous B13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #253,184

an hero?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #253,189

then i need you to slash my throat

loloololol

+Anonymous D13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #253,206

@OP

You're British, so you're already dead.

+postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq13.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,219

How about I just push you off a ledge?

+Anonymous F13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,220

@previous (postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq)
hush, you

·postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,222

@previous (F)
Will you fly me out to your area? You can send me the cash via bitcoin, if you're serious I can arrange something.

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