Topic: I need someone to help me kill myself and make it look like I died a hero.
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #20,932
So I'm going to kill myself because I'm a failure.
I need someone to be a pretend witness and say that three mobsters were going to kill them.
Then you need to say that I fought them off and protected you and that's how my throat got slashed.
Then I need you to slash my throat.
All I have to pay you is £1200.
Please I need someone.
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #253,184
an hero?
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #253,189
then i need you to slash my throat
loloololol
+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #253,206
@OP
You're British, so you're already dead.
+postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq — 13.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,219
How about I just push you off a ledge?
+Anonymous F — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,220
@previous (postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq)
hush, you
·postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #253,222
@previous (F)
Will you fly me out to your area? You can send me the cash via bitcoin, if you're serious I can arrange something.
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