Topic: What's the best cure for a day bad?
+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #20,805
Any suggestions ITT would be great!
+Anonymous B — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #251,733
Icecream, hot shower, masturbation, box set of favorite tv show. In no particular order.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,736
@OPSpending several hours relentlessly madposting on TC about how cross you are, then making a Vocaroo about it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,737
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Is this something you did recently? I didn't see you post any Vocaroos.
Is this something you did recently? I didn't see you post any Vocaroos.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,741
Get laid, Flyguy.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 second later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,742
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,746
+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,759
> day bad
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
+Anti — 13.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #251,778
Mainline some dope.
Evoke Lucifuge Rofocale.
Cry softly into a pillow.
Eat a bullet.
Drink a handle of Jameson.
Give a muffler a blowjob.
Tie yourself to a train (or the tracks).
Book a flight to a third world country with the intent of starting a militant cult slash terrorist cell.
Throw a Molotov cocktail into your neighbors living room. Ideally someone living across from you so you'll have a good vantage point.
Abduct Mexicans, bring them to the US, give them shelter, and a life, allow them a few months to adjust and thrive... then call I.C.E. on them.
Obtain a live grenade. Throw it into a Denny's or a restaurant of your choice.
The possibilities are endless. Hope you feel better, pal.
Evoke Lucifuge Rofocale.
Cry softly into a pillow.
Eat a bullet.
Drink a handle of Jameson.
Give a muffler a blowjob.
Tie yourself to a train (or the tracks).
Book a flight to a third world country with the intent of starting a militant cult slash terrorist cell.
Throw a Molotov cocktail into your neighbors living room. Ideally someone living across from you so you'll have a good vantage point.
Abduct Mexicans, bring them to the US, give them shelter, and a life, allow them a few months to adjust and thrive... then call I.C.E. on them.
Obtain a live grenade. Throw it into a Denny's or a restaurant of your choice.
The possibilities are endless. Hope you feel better, pal.
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