Topic: Happy Zombie Jesus day, fags.
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #20,538
My leg falls asleep and I can't fucking walk, but this literal bastard corpse moved a fucking boulder. That deserves a chocolate bunny, dumbroids.
+philo !b/xUqSUIiU — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #249,382
you are mistaken.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,385
@OP
> but this literal bastard corpse moved a fucking boulder.
No he didn't. Everyone with any intelligence knows he asked Scotty to beam him up.
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,387
@OP
Don't talk about the bronze age sky ghost like that. His followers might get upset.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,403
the sun
+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,408

suck on this..
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,418
@previous (F)
thats a cute lil quote
+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,425
@249,408 (F)
For the win!
Happy Easter everyone. Hope we'll all learn from Christ and try to be kinder to each other.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,626
@249,408 (F)
Because I'm not an omnipotent magical sky wizard that mass murders people for not doing what I say? Stupid quote. Take that shit back to your circle-jerking study group.
@previous (G)
I also find the Three Little Pigs and Humpty Dumpty to have good moral lessons, what's your point?
+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,655
@previous (A)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
·Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,758
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,027
@249,425 (G)
Where o where is this Christ?
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,035
@previous (Syntax )
His real name is Christ
Ian Weston Chandler
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,042
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You trying to tell me Chris Chan is Jesus?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,055
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