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Topic: Happy Zombie Jesus day, fags.

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #20,538

My leg falls asleep and I can't fucking walk, but this literal bastard corpse moved a fucking boulder. That deserves a chocolate bunny, dumbroids.

+philo !b/xUqSUIiU13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #249,382

you are mistaken.

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,385

beam me up scotty.jpg@OP

> but this literal bastard corpse moved a fucking boulder.


No he didn't. Everyone with any intelligence knows he asked Scotty to beam him up.

+Anonymous D13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,387

@OP
Don't talk about the bronze age sky ghost like that. His followers might get upset.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,403

the sun

+Anonymous F13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,408

we have met the enemy....and he is us...JPGsuck on this..

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,418

@previous (F)
thats a cute lil quote

+Anonymous G13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,425

@249,408 (F)
For the win!

Happy Easter everyone. Hope we'll all learn from Christ and try to be kinder to each other.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,626

@249,408 (F)
Because I'm not an omnipotent magical sky wizard that mass murders people for not doing what I say? Stupid quote. Take that shit back to your circle-jerking study group.

@previous (G)
I also find the Three Little Pigs and Humpty Dumpty to have good moral lessons, what's your point?

+Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,655

@previous (A)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

·Anonymous F13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,758

@249,626 (A)
ass..

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,027

@249,425 (G)
Where o where is this Christ?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,035

@previous (Syntax )
His real name is ChristIan Weston Chandler

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,042

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

You trying to tell me Chris Chan is Jesus?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #250,055

132744892210.jpg@previous (Syntax )

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