Topic: Syntax
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #20,536
Of all of your claims and stories, I personally find the hardest one to believe, as follows:
You claimed several times at the Ward that you have three giant beach mansions in Cardiff by the Sea. You said that they are all connected by several miles of labyrinthine tunnels, all fortified to withstand bomb blasts. You claimed that these tunnels traverse the countryside all the way to Area 51 in Nevada. You said that you do so much secret spy work with Area 51, that the government had built these tunnels. According to you, aliens are real, and your job is to conduct autopsies on them (you claimed that you have an MD from Harvard that you never told anyone about out of modesty). Then you said that you had reverse-engineered, using biological wetware, a real, living alien. According to you, this alien was in line to be the next US President, and to usher in the mass alien invasion to earth.
Come on, man. Do you REALLY expect us to believe that story?
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #249,363
More believable than Matt having a MBA
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,365
I believe.
+philo !b/xUqSUIiU — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,367
syntax - just an internet entity.
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,368
I have had to endure a torrent of falsehoods from so-called UFO researchers. It goes without saying the claims are plausible.
+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,369
I'll believe anything Syntax says if it makes matt rage.
+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,371
The whole point of TC is to believe syntax, wonder who Matt is and why anyone cares, post topics about ducky, and laugh at the doctor and his angry chums. Thanks
+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,376
@previous (G)
> wonder who Matt is
A whole new world of who Matt is, has opened up. Stay tuned.
·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,379
@previous (H)
> and why anyone cares
He's a fat drunk loser. I don't give a fuck about that guy, and neither should you. He's not allowed here, so if you give a fuck about him go find him and post there instead.
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