Topic: i accidentally browned my finger tip - the worst!
+philo !b/xUqSUIiU — 13.5 years ago #20,531
low and beheld my anus had itch. so i scratched it and slipped in a little too bit. poop had gotten on my finger. sickening and repulsive. repulsive and sickening. peculiar as is the scent.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 36 seconds later[T] [B] #249,324
Don't get snippy with me, bud.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #249,326
@previous (B)
snippy? i said
slippy.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #249,327
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
A pair of eyes, you fucking faggot.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,330
@previous (B)
eyes - i have them. nose, ears, feeding hole and browning hole. a heavy heart to boot. your point?
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,333
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
Don't get snippy with me, bud.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,334
@previous (B)
repeat - a sure sign of defeat - rhyme and differ by only two letters. your lose has been noted for all.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,340
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
0/10 bud
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,342
This was surprisingly clever in places. OP is Syntax?
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,343
@249,340 (B)
0/0 - you never had a chance with me.
update: the scent lingers.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,344
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
Lame.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,345
@249,342 (C)
are you calling me dementia?
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,346
@249,344 (B)
your middle name IRL - no one loves thou.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,347
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
mad
+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,348
@249,342 (C)
Nope.
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OP
Try shitchan, they live for that kinda shit.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,349
@previous (Syntax )
i did not say that i enjoyed it!
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,350
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
So like you know it smelled bad because you just had had had to verify.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #249,352
@previous (Syntax )
the scent was inescapable - peculiar as it was.
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,357
Wash your hand, and your asshole.
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,359
@previous (E)
common sense - i have.
+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,362
you are weak and your weakness poisons the board
·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #249,364
@249,359 (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
Next time, use a wet wipe or something after you shit.
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,366
@249,362 (F)
poison something already poisoned? not not.
@previous (E)
i was not shitting, i was
itching, yes?
happens to every body - i am sorry.
+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,372
THIS THREADS GRATE
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,374
@previous (G)
thank but i thought it was spelled great - unless you mean to cut?
+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,375
did someone just out schtick syntax
·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,377
@249,374 (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
THIS THREADS GRATE
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,381
@previous (G)
allow me now to quote myself
> repeat - a sure sign of defeat - rhyme and differ by only two letters. your lose has been noted for all.
you too play? too lose.
·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,386
@previous (philo !b/xUqSUIiU)
I'm sorry for your loss
·philo !b/xUqSUIiU (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #249,389
@previous (H)
quite alright. quietly alright. no big deal.
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