@OP
You forgot to say that he needs to kill himself immediately.
Kill yourself immediately, Leonidas.
Meanwhile, in Leonidas' house:
"Day one: I have stocked up on all needed supplies. If these internet gang-stalkers think they can get me, they've got another thing coming! I'm heavily armed and have completely barricaded my house into a secure fortress. Now, I wait.
On the bad side, I continue to suffer from aliens communicating with me. In fact, I think they abducted me again last night. But this won't stop me. Nothing will keep me from stealing ducky's heart."
(Edited 45 seconds later.)
@previous (C)
> heavily armed
Shit's about to get real. Leonidas is obviously going to go on a shooting spree and target outspoken members of the feminist movement. Ducky, tryp, and pretty much every poster that implied they might be female may also be at risk.