Topic: When female servers do cute things to get a better tip I always wipe my finger down my ass crack
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #20,465
and proceed to cover the receipt in stinky ass sweat.
I will not be the victim of manipulation at the hands of a female trying to use her vagina, breasts and female privilege to gain more money.
I don't go to restaurants anyway because I can't stand what they stand for but sometimes I have to and I wear 4 pairs of undies so I work up a real ass sweat for that receipt.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 44 seconds later[T] [B] #248,589
No surprising coming from a subway rapist.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,611
Upgrade to dumping a bucket of jizz on their face
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,644
Wah, a female in the service industry was nice to me! Better punish her for being a whore!
+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,649
@previous (B)
Not every woman considers a sweaty ass crack finger receipt wipe a punishment. Way to generalize a persons preferences based on their gender, asshole.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,650
@previous (D)
Yes they do. Gavin is a future serial rapist.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,652
Hey Gavin, if one of those restaurant servers were hostile to you, would you respect them for that?
lolno, you'd say that their pussies gave them the privilege of being bitches.
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,654
@248,650 (B)
You do not know all women and what they like, white knight of all females everywhere ever.
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,655
Anon B is kook
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,656
@248,654 (D)
Oh my bad. Some women must want the sweat from a scummy ass crack. We should ask reddit about this.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,658
@248,644 (B)
Incorrect.
As a non autism suffering individual I can make a judgement between someone who is being nice and polite and someone who is trying to use their niceness to exploit me.
I myself am a very polite individual and spread joy throughout the world. I do not however try to use my niceness to manipulate anyone for monetary gain as I am morally superior to these women.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,659
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
By spreading joy, you mean spreading your ass cheeks. Seems like an autist to me.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,660
@248,658 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Were you spreading joy when you almost molested that sleeping woman on a bus? Was she manipulating you as well?
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,662
@248,656 (B)
Yes. Because reddit is all women everywhere ever. Makes perfect sense
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,664
Sounds pretty anal to me.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,665
@248,662 (D)
Where else should we go to find the answer to this ancient question?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,666
@248,660 (B)
You are over reaching.
No I take full responsibility for that act and regret it.
She was asleep she wouldn't have felt my hand down there anyway. If she wanted to make me smell her bum fingers as revenge I'd allow it.
This is an entirely separate and different situation.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,667
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Gavin, if a waitress is mean to you, what punishment do they deserve?
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,668
@248,666 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
It is related because that sleeping woman on the subway's vagina, gave her the privileg of being groped. This thread is about privilege right?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,674
@248,667 (B)
Nothing. Maybe a complaint if she was super mean.
@previous (B)
She was mistaken in thinking she has the male privilege of being able to sleep on public transport without the fear of being groped.
I never said what I did was good, righteous or justified. So stop trying to twist it.
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,675
@248,665 (B)
You need to stop speaking for an entire gender, how about that?
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,678
@248,674 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
So you would do nothing if your sever was mean, but would also wipe your ass juices on everything if she was nice? Wow.
What exactly do you do to the nice male servers?
@248,674 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
I'm twisting nothing. Your privilege and entitlement allowed you to feel good about spreading your germs to people who are just trying to do their jobs. Very autistic like.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,681
@248,675 (D)
Hey why not ask around fella? Maybe you'll find some women who would love to receive an ass soaked slip of paper.
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,686
@previous (B)
Asking around proves nothing, you can't ask around the entire female gender that you seem to speak for and on behalf of.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,689
@previous (D)
Oh okay, so you just think that most females would love some ass juice, because...? Interesting thought process. Good job.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,693
@248,678 (B)
Mean -> Nothing normally
Nice -> Reciprocated niceness
Overly nice in an attempt to manipulate me -> Asscrack sweat.
Your inability to know the difference between someone who is nice and someone who is trying to manipulate you is your own problem. I have a very well tuned manipulation detector.
> What exactly do you do to the nice male servers?
If they're trying to manipulate me by being overly nice and slimey, asscrack finger.
But it doesn't happen nearly as much. It did once at a bowling alley though.
·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,694
@248,689 (B)
No, you think that you know what all females want, and I simply told you that you don't know shit
+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,698
@248,693 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Do you do something similar in a different situation involving a male, say a charismatic care salesman who's obviously bullshitting you?
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,719
@OP
Gavin, are you a "nice guy"?
+FRITZ !BOX/NNYj5s — 13.5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,742
@248,693 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
> It did once at a bowling alley though.
Well, the guy handles balls and shoes all day; what'd you expect?
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,764
@248,698 (G)
I already outlined that I wouldn't change my behaviour based on gender nor sex.
It's the manipulation that I'm against. I just singled out women servers because they are the primary manipulators I encounter living as a white gender-fluid cis-sex male pansexual.
·Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,787
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
> gender nor sex
Classy politically correct bullshit detected.
·FRITZ !BOX/NNYj5s — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,788
+postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq — 13.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,957
Just don't tip her based on anything sexual, how about that? Evaluate her service, and if it's good then tip well. Her flirting with you doesn't mean you're legally obligated to give her more money. If you're attractive and you don't use it to your advantage then you're a moron, and you don't deserve to be pretty.
Also, what if the waitress is really into you, and you just ruin it by asscrack sweating her? No wonder you don't get many dates.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,961
@previous (postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq)
No its because women dont like nice guys! lolololol
·FRITZ !BOX/NNYj5s — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,963
@248,957 (postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq)
when are you dropping saturday service?
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,975
@248,957 (postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq)
> If you're attractive and you don't use it to your advantage then you're a moron, and you don't deserve to be pretty.
And such is the ideology of the immoral.
Everyone else does it so I should too.
> Also, what if the waitress is really into you, and you just ruin it by asscrack sweating her? No wonder you don't get many dates.
I don't look for dates in a situation where people look to manipulate you emotionally so I can't say it's a loss.
Can't trust their motives in such situations I will look elsewhere for purer intentioned people.
Like when I do ecological cleanup of my local rivers with the preservation group! Nice people there :)
@248,719 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
I'm a nice guy! Not a "nice guy"!
I wasn't raised to believe the societal brainwashing that being nice to someone will make them fall in love with you.
I was raised to know they'll abuse and use you because they are from a sick and immoral society xD
+Anonymous K — 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #249,142
@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Church Gavin. You need to attend Church.
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