Topic: i just shoplifted LOL!!!
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #20,454
teehee. i'm trying to save money so i just robbed a few things from a store i'll never go to again. :)
+guest !!X0sgyAfd. — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #248,512
congratulations.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,519
@OP
Thanks, OP! I just reported you to the owner of the shop!
Teehehehe! :3
+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,529
+Anti — 13.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,546
@OP
inb4 you get slapped with a petty larceny charge.
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+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,568
And in reality you have just stolen from every honest, hard working customer that frequents that store.
Your mother must be so proud.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,573
shop lifting is fun
+FRITZ !BOX/NNYj5s — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,577
I stole an unpackaged Matchbox car from a Walgreens when I was like 7. In all likelihood, some other kid probably lost it there.
+Anonymous I — 13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,578
@248,568 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
> And in reality you have just stolen from every honest, hard working customer that frequents that store.
>
> Your mother must be so proud.
They exported my parents' jobs to China. I steal their stuff. Simple equation.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,591
@previous (I)
Therefore making your jobless parents pay more for the things they need.
Smooth move, exlax.
·FRITZ !BOX/NNYj5s — 13.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #248,593
@248,578 (I)
Our Chinese student has an internship laying off people whose jobs have been outsourced.
+Anonymous J — 13.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,912
they used to put cigarettes right on the counter in front of the cash register at convenience stores....the clerk would turn their back to you and..
that was way before I came to the realization that stealing is something only assholes do..
+postmaster !!QyjvQmlKq — 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,954
I shoplift occasionally, I stole some chips and cheese not too long ago.
·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,990
Packets of dry salty shrimp as kid in 5th grade. Some gum at a supermarket where I later got a job as a clerk -
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