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Topic: Does anyone else sometimes think they're Jesus?

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu13.5 years ago #20,429

I completely identify with Schizophrenics you know.

I sometimes wake up and think I'm Jesus because I'm such a moral and nice person.
I look upon all the evil and corrupt people in the world and think "How are they so"
"Why am I so different?"

And then I think "Maybe I'm Jesus?"

But then I remember I had some weird delusions when I was a kid and I'm probably Schizophrenic.

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #248,185

autfuck.jpgWhatever.

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #248,191

No. But I have met the man.

+Anonymous D13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,251

@OP

Perhaps the 2nd Cumming. Easy for me.

+Motherfucking !xHGARYoak613.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,252

what i thought you were like a racist fat white boy

·Motherfucking !xHGARYoak613.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,253

besides being delusional isn't the only symptom of schizophrenia
you are fucking retarded

+Green 13.5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,254

@248,252 (Motherfucking !xHGARYoak6)

He is the Messiah.

·Green 13.5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,255

@248,253 (Motherfucking !xHGARYoak6)
> hearing voices, hallucinations etc

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,263

@248,253 (Motherfucking !xHGARYoak6)
Wow you are a dumbo. I wish we were in China so you could be forcibly re-educated.
You need some comprehension lessons sir.

I describe a thought (I am Jesus), now identified as a classic delusion of grandeur, to the chan.
Then I dismiss it on the last line as a delusion because :
A) I have a pattern of delusions in my past
B) I'm probably schizophrenic

I did not say I was probably schizophrenic because of these delusions.
I dismissed the original thought, now identified as a delusion of grandeur, as a delusion because I'm probably schizophrenic (and because they're part of a pattern).

Clear?

The topic was never about the symptoms of schizophrenia or justifying the probability of my probable schizophrenia but about the original thought which I used the probability of my schizophrenia to identify as a delusion.

Although I do contend that having a pattern of delusions would lead to a justifiable belief that you "probably" have schizophrenia; delusions may not be the only symptom of schizophrenia but delusions are only associated with a small subset of mental illnesses of which schizophrenia is the best known and prevalent. To be clear also think you're a dumbo making a point about that.

Also I'm not racist.

+Anonymous G13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,264

@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Gavin.

What is your take on ducky's pedophile bf?

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,531

@previous (G)
It's not right is it?

·Anonymous G13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,539

@previous (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
He crapped all over ducky. Is he redeemable? Can Jesus save him?

+guest !!X0sgyAfd.13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,540

ive thought i was posessed once...

+Antikhristos 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,542

I don't "think", I know.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,543

m13dr-phil.jpg@OP

Kill yourself.

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,549

@248,539 (G)
I haven't learnt how to judge souls yet but when I do we will see how blackened his heart is!

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