Topic: I am in need of a girlfriend.

+Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc — 13.5 years ago #20,374

Why won't they love me? I am all alone. I fuck up a lot, so that's why. Girls are so damn hard.

Help me, Tinychan. I'm sure you are equipped with the proper experience.

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #247,643

Stop fucking up

+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,646

How do you fuck up?

Girls are damn hard to figure out. One can with effort figure out where to put key in and turn on and get running. Hard to figure out how to put brakes on and the CRASHING CRASHING is just a fact of life.

If total crash you just go get a different Model.

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,649

ur a faget kill urself

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,651

@247,646 (Syntax )
lol Def you crack me up. I don't believe for a second that you're in a polyamorous relationship with two women, but your car analogy is a decent one except for the obvious chauvinistic/possessive undertones.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,654

Spend money

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,656

I don't know man. Some of us were born to be alone.

+Bill Cosby !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,658

Dear Tuesdayblues,

I apologize for the lateness of this reply, but due to my schedule on The Bill Cosby Show and off, I’m behind on my mail. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. They were read with appreciation. Thank you for your comments about needing a girlfriend. They were read with interest.

I hope you continue to watch and enjoy the show.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby

·Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,661

@247,643 (B)
It's only natural

@247,646 (Syntax )
Are you essentially saying, "you win some and you lose some"?

@247,654 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I want a real partner, not one who is dependent on money.

@247,656 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
What do we do!? I'm usually pretty slick from the start but things never last well.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,662

@previous (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
> I want a real partner, not one who is dependent on money.

lol. and thats why you dont have a girlfriend.

·Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,663

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I'm very idealistic and have high standards when it comes to a girl's character.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,664

@247,651 (B)
> olyamorous relationship

Based on the classical definitions ITS NOT ...Just different and if you think about it this way....Millions and you No this is 100% true fact u cannot deny. 10's of Millions of Men are doing what I am doing only in secrete!!!

As I understand it - the old world Catholic way where the Wife is aware and puts up with the other woman - because a Catholic basically marries for life (unless rich) And currently n Italy n Spain and many many places its almost the Norm for a Man to have at least two women.

I bet u cannot disagree with that- Its just in my case each nos the other. And its NEVER a Triad Sexual thing Ever.

> except for the obvious chauvinistic/possessive undertones.

Judgmental R U

The one thing that holds true in my personal life is to give huge amounts of freedoms to partners - as much as they want and IF its a GF as in past that did not want freedoms then it was clear that wood not work for me. Gals in my life have to be X~tra independent.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,665

@247,662 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Fuck off, gold digger. I make girls like you fall in love with me just so I can rip your hearts out for being shallow cunts.
@247,661 (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
In what ways do you fuck up?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,667

I mean COME ON!!! Youre supposed to spend money on your girlfriend. anyone whos ever had a gf can back me up . maybe.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,668

@247,661 (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
> Are you essentially saying, "you win some and you lose some"?

That was not what I was saying but its also very true re win and lose....Key is if you lose someone you really wanted and it cums down to being your fault for fuking up then you have to serious examine the why and how to go about fixin that character flaw in you.

·Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,669

@247,665 (B)
I don't really know. It just seems to fall back on me. It's depressing. Usually stupid small stuff.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,670

@247,665 (B)
If we are shallow cunts, we wouldnt fall in love with you and there would be no heart to rip out. u so butthurt

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,671

@247,664 (Syntax )
These women must be either strung out or have very low self esteem. NVM you're loaded and that's the only reason they do it. All of a sudden I understand why you have a shot at ducky. Throw a few c-notes at her and I'm sure she'll forget all about the age difference.

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,673

@247,667 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> I mean COME ON!!! Youre supposed to spend money on your girlfriend. anyone whos ever had a gf can back me up . maybe.

Read Postmortems post re CupCake in MC

AND MY Reply. Not everyone can $$$ Wot one can do is think out of the box and be giving in lots of ways that do not take much $$$

For sure in early years I only had the potential to make lots of money but it takes tyme to get there and TODAY TODAY TODAY...Dats all I b saying

+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 1 second later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,674

@247,667 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
This is pretty true. All relationships are just glorified prostitution.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,675

@247,670 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Women like you are heartbroken when you get cut offfrom the free shit

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,676

@247,665 (B)
This guy is all right. ;)

·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,679

@247,671 (B)
> All of a sudden I understand why you have a shot at ducky. Throw a few c-notes at her and I'm sure she'll forget all about the age difference.

lol ducky is a couple three years younger then my daughter and I never did well with women to young for me - GF's are around 1/2 my age. ducky lol u just jelly she and I can communicate which is all it is.

AND By the way re my money? My Wallet for the last 2.5 years wood disagree with U. Until TODAY that is!!!

Hell I jest did the Math

ducky is 1/2 the age of my GF's lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,681

@247,675 (B)
Or they just go fuck another guy that will shell out the cash.

+Anti — 13.5 years ago, 0 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,682

@OP

Are you a nice guy?

Do you own a fedora?

·Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,683

@previous (Anti )
I am generally very nice and gentle. I do not own a fedora, though.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,691

@247,673 (Syntax )
yeah postmortem does it and he has a girlfriend, so I think im right lol

even if you dont have money, girls just like to be given things. if you draw, give her pics, stuff like that, pick wild flowers, blabla.

@247,675 (B)
lol so mad and single

+Anonymous J — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,692

try the red pill op

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,695

@247,691 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ya read my last reply to him. AND NOW its tyme we part company ducky as u well no its soon twilight tyme n a man gotta do what feets demand. OUT o Here for

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,699

@247,661 (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
Brother you must learn to love yourself and accept that you must wait for the right woman to find you by accident.

You can spend your life wasting millions of hours on millions of women but men like you and I, we have limited soul mates.

We need to hope that if we love ourselves, do what we want to do, she will come along and stumble upon on us while she does what she wants to do.

We are the lost souls my brother. We fly amongst the clouds. We can only hope we bump into another lost soul among all these normalfag clouds.

·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,700

@247,683 (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
You're fucked then.

As a last resort you could ask kook for some pointers.

·Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,703

@247,699 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Very poetic and full of emotion. You have related to me very well.

@previous (Anti )
Kook's advice would be to cut my dick off, probably.

·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #247,705

@previous (Tuesdayblues !fND2tDiBIc)
Which may be the best course of action in your individual case. There are a lot of variables in play and every case is a little different. Good luck with the castration though.

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #248,077

@247,691 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Not single. Just passed the 6 month mark with my girlfriend last month :)

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