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Topic: Ask God anything.
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #20,293
I am the embodiment of God.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #246,874
Ok. Why are you the embodiment of God?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,875
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I realized I was.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,876
@previous (A)
Are you omniscient?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,877
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
No. I am only the flesh embodiment of God.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 6 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,878
> realize
So when did God become an American?
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,879
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,880
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Jesus was a false prophet.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,882
@previous (A)
sooooo what is your purpose?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,883
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I am the embodiment of God. I feel his presence.
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,886
Thread sucks, time to abandon.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,888
@246,883 (A)
@previous (C)
yeah ok I'm done
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,889
@246,886 (C)
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Enjoy eternal suffering.
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,895
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,901
Syntax said such
@246,877 (A)
> No. I am only the flesh embodiment of God.
Ya better be Female cause I have chowed down on you a few tymes in Church. Drank ya blood as well.
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
+Cathy !TGirlYJKXM — 13.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,903
Oh all mighty Lord, King of Kings, can you please turn me into a woman?
·фантом !4Poc4CinNw (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,905
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
Just dress like one. It's basically the same thing.
·Cathy !TGirlYJKXM — 13.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,906
@previous (фантом !4Poc4CinNw)
What about hormones?
+T3h D0ct0r — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,912
Upgrade to domestos.
+Anonymous H — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,938
who
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