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Topic: fap gone wrong

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago #20,270

months ago i was fapping in bed
and when I orgasmed I bend my feet to me if u know what i mean
suddenly my left leg hurts so i drop it
I then realize I cant get up my spines fucked
I cant move or bend waist
I begin laughing and crying hysterically
dad comes in tries to help i say ahhhh no touching ahhh my spines gonna break

well after a few min i cud finally get up
but my left hips been fucked ever since
i go to the doctor, she refuses xray and gives me a fucking cream
god damn it
i feel like im going to have hip problems for the rest of my life
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+Syntax 13.5 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #246,602

Reason for no x-rays is cause it will not show the tissue stuff. Waste if tyme b Rads not so good for just the hell of it.

So NOT NOT NOT a doctor but if you look at MC and find Lawrence with running injury WE sorted that out for now.

You probably tore some tissue - ligament that takes tyme to heal. Much you can do to help that. So you ok with Aspirin Motrin etc but NOT NOT other non NSAIDs

http://www.nsaids-list.com/

+On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,603

Good god now you have to whore attention with your masturbation experience? and a weird one too

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,604

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
i didnt wanna post about it till the doctor became useless immigrant
:(
ok id edit it now if i could, and say i was texting in bed, but idc now, its an anonymoos chan web site, so i can post fap stories whenever i feel like it , it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
@246,602 (Syntax )
what? u want me to just take painkillers for my hip? painkillers dont work. :(

(Edited 5 minutes later.)


·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,605

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
See this is a place where one should be able to share problems and albeit I agree with ON about perhaps - Well ducky this is a good reason a very good reason to make sure you never let Leo get close or give out GEO info.

Now about Pain killers not working. True the Motrin or Aspirin MAY NOT Completely kill the pain. They SHOULD reduce it some - THAT IS NOT NOT NOT NOT the reason for taking them for tissue injury.

Reduction of Inflammation is the reason. To much inflammation can do more damage and make healing much MUCH longer. So there is a protocol to follow when you have such an injury.

So assuming you can take NSAIDS and not everyone can but most people can. You take them not for pain but for Healing, with Cold applications to area and when Inflammation drops then Heat n cold cycles.

Heat to promote blood blow but NO HEAT when injured as it will jack up white blood cells and make things even worse --- So you have to take charge of ur body and read up on this on web

·On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,606

@246,604 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
:O OMG YOU ADMITTED IT FINALLY

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,607

@246,605 (Syntax )
oh...
she said put a heating pad on and then the cream, she didnt say anything about cold
but painkillers suck. ive tried tons and none of them work, for cramps, so i am not a fan lol.
So how long is this supposed to take huh??? to be a normal painless hip again

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,608

@246,606 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
:p what lool

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,609

Months ago

Damn Work n play mean Skim post n miss much

So now we have a ducky with a gimp....good she has a bf lol

·On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,610

@246,608 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis
> it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,611

@246,609 (Syntax )
ARE YOU TELLIN ME MY HIP SHOULD HAVE HEALED NOW AND IM FUCKED

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I DONT GET WHAT I HAVE FINALLY ADMITTED TO HAVE I DENIED THIS IN THE PAST IM CONFUSED

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,613

@246,607 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
No clue on how long. Probably you need to talk to a physically therapist who deal with that kind of injury. Regular docs no so good at a lot of things and physically therapists are good at things you can do as in stretching and special movements . Docs just push pills

Yea at this point a heating pad sounds good to me. Years ago I took Paramedic stuff via US Marines for field work and on occasions dolled out advice for ankle foot feet injuries in bad bad mountain areas I was working in - Later general first aid for Mountain climbing stuff and most recently Qualcomm does all kinds of such courses for field work

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,614

@246,611 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> Oh if not for u being a Virgin as self edit edit edit

Naw hip can heal but you do need to talk to those who deal with such injuries and its NOT a general practice doc and probably not a doc at all. Honest Physically Therapy

·On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,615

@246,611 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
DENIED IN THE PAST BUT ADMITTED NOW

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,616

> ok id edit it now if i could, and say i was texting in bed, but idc now, its an anonymoos chan web site, so i can post fap stories whenever i feel like it , it wouldnt be attention whoring with a penis

You keep that up and hair will grown on palms of your hands young lady

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,617

@246,614 (Syntax )
i do not understand your green text. but good idea on the special doctor. my bro goes to one of those :p

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,618

@246,615 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
i denied in the past that if i had a penis i wouldnt be attn whoring???

@246,616 (Syntax )
lol I should have posted like i have a penis , even better B)

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,619

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
eye need not be reminded of how much i thought you in fact did have a clit maybe 4 inches long

·On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,621

@246,618 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
YOU DENIED IN THE PAST THAT YOU HAVE A PENIS

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,622

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
She sure did.

We drove her to web cam in the same way WE drove Matt to cam his DMV and found Mateo Leblanc is not not

I can honestly say I saw all of ducky from mid-drif to top of head but could NOT describe her to Police Artist. 250 milliseconds is just not enough. But clearly she is cute.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,630

m13dr-phil.jpg@OP

Upgrade to fap gone fatally wrong.

+Anonymous E13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,650

@246,604 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
you could send me the painkillers that do not work......I will make sure they are disposed of properly..

+quack !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,651

baby first of all that's private and second of all ur doctor should do an MRI if she doesn't wanna send x rays through your woman parts

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,652

lol

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,658

@246,602 (Syntax )
You are jumping to conclusions. My first thought was a pinched nerve. Then again neither of us are professional physicians, so dispensing medical advice on a chan is useless not to mention dangerous.

@246,607 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ask your doctor specifically what injury you incurred. Ask lots of questions on how to recover from it, including if a specialist is warranted.

The more you know about any medical problems, the better.

+Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,692

ITT: Ducky has a penis

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,693

@246,658 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
u & syntax said a lot more to me than my immigrant doctor

+Anonymous I13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,694

@246,692 (H)
Ducky is Vocalon so it won't be a big one.

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,696

same

·Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,699

@246,694 (I)
Wouldn't be surprised. Only one here who ever talks about seeing ducky is syntax. And he says he saw her for a split second. Vocalon is a little faggot anyway who looks like a bitch.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,701

@previous (H)
hes ugly

·Anonymous E13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,761

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
he claims to play the fiddle but he won't record a vid of him playing.....I think that is because he sucks at it..

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,808

@previous (E)
he sucks, i bet he sucks at that too

·Anonymous E13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,825

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
do you think he has experimented sexually with other young boys his age?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,827

@previous (E)
no one

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,850

SexyHeart.png@246,658 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
> You are jumping to conclusions. My first thought was a pinched nerve. Then again neither of us are professional physicians, so dispensing medical advice on a chan is useless not to mention dangerous.

Omen you are spot on. Now Yes I did not think for a moment about a pinched nerve - My bad - Yet from my minimal multiple first aid training the first thing one does for a pinched nerve is a good Anti-Inflammatory aka NSAIDS n sure there are Steroids that do that as well. I should have added but its advice such as no one is going to be able to do is - For a while don't do wot one does that caused the problem in the first place so as to give healing tyme.

Injuries occur during regular love making tween two or for them lucky nuff three (No I cannot make that claim n regret turning it down a few tymes)

@246,699 (H)
> Wouldn't be surprised. Only one here who ever talks about seeing ducky is syntax

Not really accurate - Many many viewed her hair her arms and neck n below. Its common knowledge many a fem on the net is on the larger of body size. Arms thin neck not of overweight person.

> And he says he saw her for a split second.

EXACTLY

IF my Life depended on it I could not describe ducky to a police artist.

Call it the Green Flash Paradox. Green Flash and I have viewed 100's 1000 or more. But 500 people can be on the beach looking at the sunset and only 3 or 4 will see them. One has to be trained or just lucky to not blink as they occur & most last the blink of an eye or on occasions can be 1.5 seconds or more but very rare. Also a shift of head a few degrees and u don't see. So many even those who live at the beach say its a myth. But its for real based on lawns of Physics.

Bottom line is ducky will look into alternative to the regular MD docs. One of the best in my life is married to a Physical Therapist.

SAME Doc who told me when I said Hey my Dad has now had his 2nd Heart attack so wot about Me n my body. He told me up front and center there was a high risk for me as well but also told me that he was not the kind of Doc to really help me - That honestly led me to solving wot could have been lots of chop n dice of my body.

IN MY CASE I TOOK THE BASIC Cholesterol Test and Failed real REAL BAD - Then Ultrasound look at Pipes n Failed so BAD they made a deal on a Hospital room to keep me at Hospital where I got my test.

INSTEAD I hit UCLA Med Library and hunkered down for about 6 weeks and read every book and medical Journal that was relevant to Alternatives to Chop me Up n Dice Pipes4Retrofit

One year later pipes more clean - 3 years later Pipes very clean - 5 years later Pipes more clean then a average 24 year old and all these years later my Pipes still more clean then any 24 year old.

Bottom line is One needs to take self charge of ones own body. Or I could have gone with Slice n Dice me up and then Docs could buy new boat n good for economy.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)


+quack !s3duckyTiI13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,935

ITT: artherosklerosis

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,943

@246,693 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Then ask the right questions! Find out every thing you can. It's your body and she has an obligation to tell you what is going on.

@246,850 (Syntax )
I took the combat medic's course while in the Army. Knowing how to bandage a sucking chest wound or tie a proper tourniquet isn't very helpful in most situations.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,973

I have a license thing that says I can do CPR & heimlich or whatever on people. lol

(Edited 12 seconds later.)


·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,001

@246,943 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Hey Marines taught me on a dead pig how to sew up an artery. I cannot to this day sew on button myself - well it dangles something arwful. But once in Afghanistan, when and I had no clue he was going to - A Russian fired a rifle directly at me and like 20 feet away. Backfire blew most of his arm off at shoulder - arm dangles blood spurts and I get down a pull out a simple med kit and sew it up and it stops spurting.

This while a shocked rest of Russians look on - some helped hold him down for me - They could not believe I was save life of one trying to kill me - but deal is I had no clue he had shot at me. Ignorant is good at tymes.

But that advise re a tear or as you said maybe a nerve pinch - Thats mostly from some serious 3 day weekend Mountain climbing first aid - Fri nit Sat sun all day all nite. and more then once.

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

Now u goin get dudes here asking for CPR - I have done a self Heimlich with I think success?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,002

@previous (Syntax )
thats weird. i forget how to do it anyway isnt that bad? CPR would be painful anyway. All the chest squeezing. lol

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,003

boobs gif c thu.gif@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Only 4 me on a dummy. Of course a lot of practice of chest squeezing but well thats that's that's

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,004

@247,002 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I just took my CPR course to renew my certification so it's fresh in my brain right now, but I always forget some of the things they tell me, too. :/ I'll have to renew it every 2 years for the rest of my career, though so I'm sure it'll stick.

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,007

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Did they discuss controversy of?

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,009

@previous (Syntax )
controversy of cpr?

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,012

@247,007 (Syntax )
where I am I am protected by the good Samaritan law

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,016

@247,009 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/CPRAndECC/HandsOnlyCPR/LearnMore/Learn-More_UCM_440810_FAQ.jsp

http://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@ecc/documents/downloadable/ucm_441302.pdf


2012 Hands-Only

WHY LEARN HANDS-ONLY CPR?
Sudden cardiac arrest is a leading cause of death.
Nearly 400,000 out-of-hospital cardiac arrests
occur annually in the United States.

When a teen or adult has a sudden cardiac arrest, s
urvival depends on immediately getting
CPR from someone nearby.

Sadly, 89 percent of people who suffer an out-of-ho
spital cardiac arrest die because they
don’t receive immediate CPR from someone on the sce
ne.

Most Americans (70 percent) feel helpless to act du
ring a cardiac emergency because they
don’t know how to administer CPR or they’re afraid
of hurting the victim.
BE THE DIFFERENCE FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE
If you are called on to give CPR in an emergency, y
ou will most likely be trying to save the life of
someone you love: a child, a spouse, a parent or a
friend.

80 percent of sudden cardiac arrests happen in priv
ate or residential settings.

Unfortunately, only 41 percent of people who experi
ence a cardiac arrest at home, work or in
public get the immediate help that they need before
emergency help arrives.



Hands-Only CPR has been shown to be as effective as
conventional CPR for sudden cardiac
arrest at home, at work or in public. It can double
or even triple a victim’s chance of survival.


DISCO CAN SAVE LIVES
Hands-Only CPR has just two easy steps: If you see
a teen or adult suddenly collapse, (1) Call 9-1-1;
and (2) Push hard and fast in the center of the che
st to the beat of the disco song “Stayin’ Alive.”

NOTE: The AHA still recommends CPR with compressios and breaths for infants and children and victims of drowning, drug overdose, or people who collapse due to breathing problems.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,018

@previous (Syntax )
I still have no idea what you're talking about lol. Yeah we learned all that but what controversy?

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,026

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
So do you or don't you if you were2 go with the updated or kiss the stranger?

+Anonymous M13.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,027

@247,018 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
the controversy being that some medical officials are being told not to perform cpr on some people as a liability issue (due to their age, health condition, etc) in a medical emergency. possibly getting sued if performed incorrectly being part of the problem i think.

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,028

@previous (M)
GRRRRRR THAT one is of course a odd one - Family of the fallen victim agreed that was the way to go to leave her b - very odd indeed and maybe she had money in bank?

the tl;dr really is to follow the Chest compressions and not do the mouth to mouth UNLESS as stated in BOLD Print at bottom of my reply

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,030

@247,026 (Syntax )
I would kiss the stranger. I feel like it makes enough of a difference.

@247,027 (M)
In my state that doesn't apply. even medical officials are not liable according to the good samaritan act.

·Anonymous M13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,031

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
idk im not american so im not really aware of all laws

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,032

@previous (M)
oh ok, well now you have a bit of useless information :3

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,035

did ur dad see ur naked body and ur naked boobies n pussy
pls this is urgent

·Anonymous M13.5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,036

@247,032 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
> uses that cutesy emoticon
your attempts to appear as a girl have failed

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,042

@previous (M)
ok

·Anonymous M13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,044

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
thanks for playing.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,048

@previous (M)
you're welcome

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,144

@247,035 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Gavin given she is a Muslim, she wood always have her body covered up no matter wot. Muslims even shower fully dressed.

A True Muslim woman has no idea wot her body looks like.

·Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,155

@previous (Syntax )

A true Muslim wouldn't masturbate either.

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,184

@previous (H)


The Quran itself is silent on the subject of masturbation.

So as with the bible and scholars they speak up on the if and or maybe of.

This re net look is as close as it gets

The Quran, chapter 23 (Al-Muminun), verse 5 to 7:
“ “And who guard their private parts, Except before their wifes or those whom their right hands possess, for they surely are not blameable, But whoever seeks to go beyond that, these are they that exceed the limits”

The Quran, chapter 24 (An-Noor), verse 33 to 33:
“ And let those who do not find the means to marry keep chaste until Allah makes them free from want out of His grace. And (as for) those who ask for a writing from among those whom your right hands possess, give them the writing if you know any good in them, and give them of the wealth of Allah which He has given you; and do not compel your slave girls to prostitution, when they desire to keep chaste, in order to seek the frail good of this world's life; and whoever compels them, then surely after their compulsion Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

·Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,186

@previous (Syntax )

I believe it says in chapter 29 (Al-Duqqiya) verse 4-6: And let she who seeks pleasure from her vagina and posts about it on Tinychan be stoned to death in the town square."

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #247,190

@previous (H)
You got me to read 6 variations of that chapter,

Unless ducky has a fight with her girly parts, that chapter does not apply.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #247,277

looooooool

@247,144 (Syntax )
@247,035 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
fully clothed yup

·Anonymous E13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #247,317

@247,186 (H)
that is crazy talk....it is supposedly impossible to achieve a fatal overdose on weed..

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #247,319

@previous (E)
loool

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