Topic: I think we will have cured Autism in 10 years time.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #20,251

Being online and having to interact with all these autists makes me want to become a doctor and find a cure for them.
They ruin wikipedia those autistic sons of bitches.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #246,353
@OP
> we
Which university are you based at?
+FUCK !YAH.boners — 13.5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,354
Best cure for autism is post-birth abortion.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,358
@246,353 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I might have no part in the cure that's true.
But maybe I'll have a child that is part of the test.
Or maybe I'll take part in creating an artificial intelligence that aids in the process of developing the cure.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,359

I fear just the opposite. The autism virus will grow --- mutate stronger and stronger. The spreading will increase in numbers and in speed. Autism will ravage the human race.
·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,361
@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
I used to think we'd separate the Autists by their obsession in camps.
Maths, fiction facts, dates ... etc etc.
Then we would specialise jobs just for them. Like how some of them do computer Q&A testing.
Then we'd end up with pokemon after a few generations.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,364
@246,358 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)
Or maybe you'll die of malnutrition before any of that happens, due to your shitty rabbit food diet.
+moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,371
Cwc would throw the cure away to get to those dang dirty trolls, so watch out.
+Anti — 13.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,382
Eugenics might be the ticket. Unfortunately we'd have to euthanize every last tinycomrade to make this successful.
@246,364 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Vegetarian diets are a healthy modern alternative. You should be encouraging them as a doctor. You need to make sure your patients are getting plenty of iron and protein if they elect to make the translation.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,385
@previous (Anti )
Enjoy living on a planet where all the rainforests have been replaced with soya plantations, and the air and oceans are toxic with polution from the ships and trucks that transport the soya beans thousands of miles from the plantations to your country.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,398
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I believe in urban gardening. It'll be OK though. Your dystopian fantasy sounds interesting, herr doktor. Will you join a gang of nomadic chavs in this post apocalyptic world?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,399
@previous (Anti )
Enjoy dying of starvation as you try to maintain a lifestyle that is unsustainable at the current population level.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,400
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Worst case scenario vegetarians will have to begin cannibalizing carnivores. Initially this will cause some GI distress they will adapt and within a matter of years the world population will be at a sustainable level and we'll be able to revert back to our earth friendly diets.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,401
@previous (Anti )
> we'll be able to revert back to our earth friendly diets
Wooly mammoths and aurochs? I think you'll find it's a bit late for that.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #246,407
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You are a bad man, herr doktor.
Imma pray for you though, bud.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,437
@246,382 (Anti )
Not all of us. Someone has to do the deed.
There will be a survivor.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,439
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Shall we draw straws then?
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,444
@previous (Anti )
Nope, Russian roulette.
FTW
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,447
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Hah, I like the way you think.
Were you thinking Russian roulette with six tinycomrades?
If that's the case only a few tinycomrades come to mind. We may need volunteer executioners.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,450
@previous (Anti )
I do believe that we should start with six and one empty chamber, then five with four and so on.
The ONE shall be haunted for all time by the others, even after the task is complete.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,451
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Can the last soul not save one merciful bullet for himself after he's taken care of the deed and the dead?
Or is he meant to carry on the legend of TinyChania as a warning to future generations so such drastic measures are never taken again?
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,462
@previous (Anti )
He must spread the WORD.
Edit:
Sorry it took so long, but dinner was to die for.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,472
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Sounds appropriate.
All is forgiven, bud.
Glad you enjoyed your meal. ·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,477
@previous (Anti )
porterhouse baked potato corn and a salad ·Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,479
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
i want to fuck your daughter please ·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,483
@previous (Syntax )
Sorry, I have sons. I would love to see you try it with either of them.
·Anti — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,484
@246,477 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Sounds yummy.
@246,479 (Syntax )
Beebs would get jelly +fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,488
@246,483 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It's so strange that some of you people have children
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,490
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
It would be even stranger if you knew how old they were.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,491
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
oh god are they older than 25?
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,492
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Not yet.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,493
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I swear this place gets stranger and stranger every day I come here. There has got to be something we all have in common? Despite the extreme variances in demographics represented?
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,494
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Certainly, we all like to communicate with others.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,495
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Yeah... I suppose you're right
+Syntax — 13.5 years ago, 5 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,496
@246,493 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I for one end up on one end of the bell shaped curve.
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