Topic: ATTN: Syntax

+Anonymous A — 13.4 years ago #20,236

Do you have a wrinkly ball sack?

+Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #246,112

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In some male mammals, the scrotum is a dual-chambered protuberance of skin and muscle, containing the testicles and divided by a septum.[1] It is an extension of the perineum, and is located between the penis and anus. In humans and some other mammals, the scrotum becomes covered with pubic hairs at puberty. The scrotum is homologous to the labia majora in females.
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The function of the scrotum appears to be to keep the temperature of the testes slightly lower than that of the rest of the body.[2] For human beings, the scrotum temperature should be about 35-36 degrees Celsius (95-96.8 degrees Fahrenheit) , i.e. one to two degrees Celsius below the accepted normal body temperature of 37 degrees Celsius (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). Higher temperatures may be damaging to sperm count. The temperature is controlled by the scrotum moving the testicles closer to the abdomen when the ambient temperature is cold, and farther away when it is hot. Moving the testes away from the abdomen and increasing the exposed surface area allow a faster dispersion of excess heat. This is done by means of contraction and relaxation of the cremaster muscle in the abdomen and the dartos fascia (muscular tissue under the skin) in the scrotum.

However, this may not be the main function of the scrotum. The volume of sperm produced by the testes is small (0.1-0.2 ml).[clarification needed] It has been suggested that if testes were situated within the abdominal cavity that they would be subjected to the regular changes in abdominal pressure that are exerted by the abdominal muscles. This squeezing and relaxing would result in the more rapid emptying of the testes and epididymis of sperm before the spermatozoa were matured sufficiently for fertilization. Some mammals ~~- elephants and marine mammals, for example~~ - do keep their testes within the abdomen and there may be mechanisms to prevent this inadvertent emptying.

Contraction of the abdominal muscles, and changes in intra-abdominal pressure, can often lift and lower the testicles within the scrotum. Contraction of the muscle fibers of the dartos tunic (or fascia) is completely involuntary and results in the appearance of increased wrinkling and thickening of the scrotal skin. The testicles are not directly attached to the skin of the scrotum, so this dartos contraction results in their sliding toward the abdomen. They also, in some men, can be lifted the same way by tightening the anus and pelvic muscles, doing Kegel exercises.
Diagram of the scrotum. On the left side the cavity of the tunica vaginalis has been opened; on the right side only the layers superficial to the Cremaster muscle have been removed.

Although the ideal temperature for sperm growth varies between species, it usually appears, in warm-blooded species, to be a bit cooler than internal body temperature, making the scrotum necessary. Since this leaves the testicles vulnerable in many species, there is some debate on the evolutionary advantage of such a system. One theory is that the impregnation of females who are ill is less likely when sperm is highly sensitive to elevated body temperatures. An alternative explanation is to protect the testes from jolts and compressions associated with an active lifestyle. Animals that have stately movements ~~- such as elephants, whales, and marsupial moles~~ - have internal testes and no scrotum.[3]

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,114

@previous (Syntax )

ctrl+f "yes, i have a" - 0 results found
ctrl+f "no, i don't have a" - 0 results found

abort mission - tl;dr.

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,126

#!/usr/bin/perl

# File definitions
$file1 = "first_file.txt"; # file with wrinkly ball sack
+ on 2nd file
$file2 = "second_file.txt"; # file where wrinkly ball sack is already in files.
$file3 = "finalemails.txt"; # Final product -wrinkly ball sack +used yet.

# Load arrays with file contents
open(FILE, "<$file1") || die "Can't open $file1\n";
@updatelist = <FILE>;
close(FILE);

open(FILE, "<$file2") || die "Can't open $file2\n";
@storelist = <FILE>;
close(FILE);

# Set %elements hash to 1 for each address in store list.
foreach (@storelist) {
$elements{$_} = 1;
};

# Loop to create the final array of wrinkly ball sack
foreach $update(@updatelist) {
if (!find_in_store($update)) {
push @finallist, $update;
}
}

# Write final array to file
open(FILE, ">$file3") || die "Can't open $file3\n";
print FILE @finallist;
close(FILE);

# Routine to check for existance wrinkly ball sack.
sub find_in_store {
$element = $_[0];
if (exists $elements{$element}) {
return(1);
} else {
return (0);

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,127

@previous (Syntax )

I see. Have you experienced contraction of the muscle fibers of the dartos tunic (or fascia)?

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,129

@previous (A)
Do you have a clue how many years it b since I too biology. You were not even a sperm yet in a wrinkly ball sack.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 35 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,130

@previous (Syntax )

How do you know when I was a sperm in a wrinkly ball sack?

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,131

@previous (A)
Non-Random Probability vs A Series of Unfortunate Unlikely events, that you are under the age of 47. Some expert in Stats will hit me for not using the The AND and OR rules, but its not often for work I use probability theory much anymore.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,132

@previous (Syntax )

yes you are correct. i was just testing you.

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,133

@previous (A)
A few months ago someone ran a poll on MC where people put their age in. A lot of people voted and although I do not remember the curve, I was surprised on how many were in late 30's and early 40's and how few teens there really were.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,134

@previous (Syntax )

That's Minichan though. They've got a bunch of autists, furries, bronies etc. Here we seem to have more teens like Morbid, Beebs, Ducky.

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #246,135

@previous (A)
I just got bogged down in search trying to find that poll. Instead I ended up at Reddit with the MC account. Found myself playing with Fake Anon and becky, arguing about the existence of God.

er the three you mention are all recent additions.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,177

@246,134 (A)
is beebs a teenager he looks like grown up

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,178

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

I dunno. I doubt he's over 21

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,179

@previous (A)
well maybe 20.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,383

@246,178 (A)
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
he is 17 lawl

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,387

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
no way

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,388

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
it's true!

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,402

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
he looks so grown up with his man jaw

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #246,410

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
lolol yeah I guess so

+Anonymous E — 13.4 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #246,831

@246,402 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I have socks and underwear older than him..

·Syntax — 13.4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #246,851

@previous (E)
Recently I moved a lot of Stuff from storage in Santa Monica Ca and have hundreds of boxes to unpack over the next year or so and and

I found a box of old yet much never worn underware almost as old as me - Also unpacked some X-GF bras n such lol

Thing is with one exception n you wood have to ask me - New GFs never want to wear wot was left behind.

AND AND - One week ago 2day an X-GF received in mail a package that included STUFF including her sex toy she left behind lol

·FUCK !YAH.boners (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1.9 year later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,678

yes

+Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,680

@previous (FUCK !YAH.boners)
Hummmmmmm LOLOLOLOL

Me thinks I have remembered just who u b

·FUCK !YAH.boners (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,684

@previous (Syntax )

Who am I?

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,686

@previous (FUCK !YAH.boners)
Hint PM and I will tell ya

·FUCK !YAH.boners (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,691

@previous (Syntax )

Fatal error

Error
Messaging other users is currently not allowed.

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,693

@previous (FUCK !YAH.boners)
Send Fuchs a note and he will fix you up

http://www.tinychan.org/compose_message/admins

Got that
Fuchs

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,725

@246,851 (Syntax )

Is Santa Monica a 15 minute drive from you?

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,744

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
It So Cal its all about time of day to adventure OUT n About.

This will be very much on my mind for this drive to Los Angeles for a party for Mardi Gras Sat Feb 14

Could be One hour 15 minutes but based on Sat traffic from Freeway off ramp and then to the event I might get to off ramp in 1:15
Could take 25 more minutes to drive the final 5 miles.

Oh Yes I no you're confirmed licking shit off of dick faggot so this photo will have u mad as fuck but Girls flashing boobs for beads is is is
Yes just one more nice thing about Mardi Gras

Still notice you afraid to show up at MC with your trip code.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,748

@previous (Syntax )

You're starting to sound a bit cross. Also, that woman has the tits of a Faces of Meth after picture.

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,770

As I said You only are pleased when pics of Men R posted. Such is wot u live4

This one should please the many Hetro's of TC

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,812

@previous (Syntax )

Why are you so excited about posting pictures for other men to masturbate to? Doesn't that strike you as being a tiny bit homoerotic?

·Syntax — 11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,870

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You post CE or Doc Phil for u and faggots to fap2

I think more people here wood support my choice of images

+Anonymous H — 11.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,872

the doctor is a faggot..

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #443,916

@443,870 (Syntax )

So you admit you're gay then.

+Anonymous I — 11.5 years ago, 16 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[T] [B] #444,054

@246,126 (Syntax )

> #!/usr/bin/perl
>
> # File definitions
> $file1 = "first_file.txt"; # file with wrinkly ball sack
> + on 2nd file
> $file2 = "second_file.txt"; # file where wrinkly ball sack is already in files.
> $file3 = "finalemails.txt"; # Final product -wrinkly ball sack +used yet.
>
> # Load arrays with file contents
> open(FILE, "<$file1") || die "Can't open $file1\n";
> @updatelist = <FILE>;
> close(FILE);
>
> open(FILE, "<$file2") || die "Can't open $file2\n";
> @storelist = <FILE>;
> close(FILE);
>
> # Set %elements hash to 1 for each address in store list.
> foreach (@storelist) {
> $elements{$_} = 1;
> };
>
> # Loop to create the final array of wrinkly ball sack
> foreach $update(@updatelist) {
> if (!find_in_store($update)) {
> push @finallist, $update;
> }
> }
>
> # Write final array to file
> open(FILE, ">$file3") || die "Can't open $file3\n";
> print FILE @finallist;
> close(FILE);
>
> # Routine to check for existance wrinkly ball sack.
> sub find_in_store {
> $element = $_[0];
> if (exists $elements{$element}) {
> return(1);
> } else {
> return (0);

thats not how python works

nice try though

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