None of you are getting laid anyway.

Dear circumcised individual,
I apologize for the lateness of this reply, but due to my schedule on The Bill Cosby Show and off, I’m behind on my mail. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. They were read with appreciation. Thank you for your comments about how you wish you were uncircumcised. They were read with interest.
I hope you continue to watch and enjoy the show.
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
@OP
> None of you are getting laid anyway.
Your're missing the point. Sex is fine with or without the foreskin. It's masturbation that gets impaired by cutting it off.