Topic: i literally just ate a mug of whipped cream

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #20,088

i'm in love. this girl broke up with her 1.5 year boyfriend for me. it's been a mess for like a month or two, but now everything's settling and i've never felt like this before. and she keeps bringing up sex, that faggot wouldn't fuck her 'cause he loved god too much.

snatches!

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #244,694

now stick that mug up your ass and you'll have truly achieved victory

+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,696

@OP
The time to make a move on her is now! Take that mug full of whipped cream energy and put it to good use

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,698

@244,694 (B)
actually inhaling the n2o from what's left of the canister, get on my level

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,699

@previous (A)
buy real drugs, get on my level

+Beebs !CwGIngerQo — 13.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,700

@OP

Too bad she's only rebounding and you have no worth to her except "that other dude who isn't the guy I hate and love at the same time".

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,701

@previous (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
astute observations as always, beebs

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,702

@244,696 (C)
yeah man i mean we're talking right now and this past week we've been all
over each other. not making out yet but the tension is great. never felt this right

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,703

@244,699 (B)
upgrade to laughing gas
@244,700 (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
oh hey beebs. actually we've known each other for years and have been flirting for ages

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,704

@previous (A)
edgy 15 year old detected

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,705

@previous (B)
butthurt loner detected

·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,706

@previous (A)
mad. go drink some chemicals underneath your parents' kitchen sink.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,707

@previous (B)
> not taking advantage of household drugs
do you even nutmeg?

·Beebs !CwGIngerQo — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,709

@244,703 (A)
Also, I am a cum-filled nigger cock ginger dude who deserves niggers.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,711

@previous (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
see, when i said we, i was referring to myself and my lady. it's not all about you

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,712

@244,709 (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
scary, dude

·Beebs !CwGIngerQo — 13.5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,713

@244,711 (A)
See @244,709 (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,714

@previous (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
see @244,712 (A)

you're behind

·Beebs !CwGIngerQo — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,716

@previous (A)
See my gingerness. Tends to get in the way of plenty of brain related shit in my sickly red-capped head.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,717

@previous (Beebs !CwGIngerQo)
it's OK. you don't have a soul, so the lord can't judge you anyways

·Beebs !CwGIngerQo — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,719

@previous (A)
Valid point.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #244,727

:) whipped

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