Topic: i got a machine baby

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago #20,028

from achool, like on tv!

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #244,195

+Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #244,290

Upgrade to domestos

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,313

my bf told me to shove weed up her butt /:

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,421

what do you need this for exactly?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,423

@previous (D)
i dunno to learn to take care of babies. idk

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,424

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
sounds like you're doing a bang up job already

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,428

@previous (D)
what does this mean

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,431

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
that your bf sounds like he'd be a terrible father if his first idea is to hide drugs in its ass

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,432

@previous (D)
yeh he was kinda being a dick, he also hates these machine babies it gives him the creeps

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,434

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
thing creeps me out too. im just glad to4str isnt aware of these things.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,435

@previous (D)
loooooooooooooool

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,567

so how long do you have to keep this thing and how do they grade you?

·Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,571

Upgrade to dwarf fortress

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,572

Omg haha I never had to do this thank god

·FUCK !YAH.boners — 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,575

I had to do this back in highschool. Lift up the shirt and there's a speaker that the baby cries from. A couple pieces of duct tape mutes it quite well. Putting the back in a lying down position with the milk bottle taped to its lips and the wrist bracelet taped to the contact spot should keep it happy.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,587

@previous (FUCK !YAH.boners)
nope. it senses when its on its tummy its not supposed to .edit read wrong /: also when it wants to be burped u just gotta hold it n burp it /;

@244,567 (D)
all weekend :/

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,589

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
lol does everyone have to have one or is this a special class?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #244,591

@previous (D)
everyone in that class ye

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,476

.....aaahhhhhh

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,477

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
so did you finally kill it?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,478

@previous (D)
i am burpinng it
ahhhhhhh
takes so long

need to find way to cover sound hole thing on its tummy /:

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,480

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
im pretty sure if it was a real baby that this would be murder

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,481

@previous (D)
im tired
:(

+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,483

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Hold on I will be rite there. work thang.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,484

@245,481 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
i would say make your bf take care of it for awhile but he sounds like he'd cause a failing grade

+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,485

So ducky, why did you get the machine baby? Do everyone in your school get one as part of class? Or did they force you to do it because you've had an abortion or expressed interest in having a spawn of your own?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #245,486

@245,483 (F)
thx lol

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