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Topic: How do I get laid in college!?

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #19,966

This is really pissing me off.

I'm a senior that's been at this school for 2 semesters, since August, and I still have yet to get laid. I'm not even a bad looking guy. My roommates and I moved into our apartment at the same time and same situation, both new to the area, yet they both met girlfriends by now. I've been in the same situation since I moved in.

I'm sort of anti-social, I like to be alone most of the time but I also like to go out to clubs, bars, etc. My roommates gave up on me by now - they go out with one another and I've evolved into just the guy that lives here. It's not that I don't want to go out with them, it's just I don't normally socialize when I'm home so I come off that way. I've been waiting for a good opportunity to ask them to go out.

Yesterday, I heard a girl student bragging about getting laid. She said "yes! I'm finally getting laid tonight!" I'm sitting there thinking WHAT THE HELL! If a girl is that excited about getting laid, I would love to be "that guy" that lays them. I feel like saying "I'm right here, ladies, I will gladly have sex with you and then you can brag about it." How do I bring it to their attention that I'm willing to do them and also how to I put myself on the map?

+morbid 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #243,716

Drop out of college and dedicate the rest of your life to solving this mystery.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #243,719

@previous (morbid )
this

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #243,742

If you can't get laid in a target rich environment like college, then it's time to join a monastery.

Good luck OP!

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