Topic: Condom advert in Kenya banned because religious leaders object

+Dave, admitting to riling Doc — 13.5 years ago #19,876

AIDS is God's punishment, etc etc, every child quenches God's thirsty love, blah blah blah, yada yada yada...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21859665

+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #242,850

@OP
Sup doc? Still posting your little pictures

+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #242,851

@OP
Sup Doc?

·Dave, admitting to riling Doc (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #242,852

@242,850 (B)
To be fair, you've got me there.

+Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,902

I'd rather worship Satan and give people at higher risk for AIDs clean needles and condoms. Oh Lord save my wayward soul! I've become a sin-eater!

See you in hell boys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrZyzqjCh4

+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #242,936

American fundies caused this.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,943

@previous (E)
You caused this.

Butterfly effect, innit?

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,946

@previous (Antikhristos )
No American fundy missionaries went over there and taught them that condoms are evil.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,948

@previous (E)
That's what you'd like to think but we both know that the guilt is eating you up inside. As a professional sin-eater I will help you reach absolution for a small fee.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,949

@previous (Antikhristos )
lol If I have to pay you, than you're gonna have to have to eat something besides my sins, hunty.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,951

@previous (E)
This is what I get for offering my services on TC and backpage.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,953

@previous (Antikhristos )
Hey, can't blame a gal for trying. Though you'd have to wear a cardigan, the color of which is negotiable.

+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,957

niggers

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,964

@242,953 (E)
Only if it's black, charcoal, or possibly some shade of red. My fee goes up if you find none of those colors to your liking. Also you most provide traveling expenses (1st class only) and luxurious accommodations including at least an additional day where I am not in your employ to recover from any psychological/physical damages I may incur during our encounter. I am legally obligated to say I am not a prostitute and anything that transpires would be between two consenting adults. Since my sin-eating services are included you'll send my fee to my religious non-profit organization so I can avoid any state or federal taxes but I am also willing to accept cash in non-sequential hundreds.

@previous (F)
Agreed.

·Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,968

@previous (Antikhristos )
I'd like to see you in a green sweater, gripping a wand. How much for that?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,991

@242,948 (Antikhristos )
Go back to /x/.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,011

@242,968 (E)
$6,660.00USDs per six hour "work day", multiple sessions per day cost extra and there must be allowances for refractory period breaks depending on the type of services rendered. This also depends on the definition of "wand". Discounts will be made if I actually enjoy the exchange. A small deposit is required in advance (10% plus travel expenses). I have a GPS locator implanted somewhere in my body and I will be accompanied by my female handler (who will be armed should you attempt to abduct me or fail to fulfill monetary obligations).

In my hotel room there must be fresh coconut water, a black terry cloth robe, a hardback copy of "The Magus" by John Fowles (shrink wrapped), an unopened bottle of Jameson, a box of black nitrile gloves (XL), and 3 mangosteens. None of these are negotiable apart from the mangosteen if not in season.

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I'm positive Dave will be back any second. Then you'll have your playmate back. Patience herr doktor.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,014

@previous (Antikhristos )
> gripping a wand
We all know what that really means.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,020

@previous (C)
It sounds very cryptic to me.

It could be some sort of occult wand like one of the wands the Golden Dawn uses for rituals. You can never tell with these kinds of anonymous clients.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,021

@previous (Antikhristos )
More likely you're going to be playing a student at Hogwarts.

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,023

@previous (C)
Goddamnit. Not again. :[

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,024

@243,011 (Antikhristos )

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,025

@243,023 (Antikhristos )
Bad roleplay with the missus in the past?

·Antikhristos — 13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,051

@previous (C)
I want to forget. Please... hold me.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,052

@previous (Antikhristos )
> mfw you are Anonymous D in this thread.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,053

@previous (C)
We have become... as one.

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,054

@previous (D)
It may very well one of the final steps of ascending to the Ordo des Troglodytarum

Conceptually, you called me a cunt in the very same thread that exonerated my own being.

That being said, it takes a true master of a art to regain his self-awareness once they have been absorbed into the collective. It is a step I myself have not been able to achieve.

·Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,080

@previous (C)

Why do you feel that is?

·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,081

@previous (D)
The Troll Circle is greater than the sum of its parts.

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