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Topic: Is there really much of a difference between God and Satan?

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #19,865

Do Christians just have to bow their heads, not care when their loved ones die, pretend to not notice when disaster strikes, forget God's bloodthirsty sinful history, and just say that it's all up to God and lobotomize themselves to worship this God and ignore all your feelings, your life, even yourself?

With your only reward being a mind numbing eternity with God? What hell.

On this occasion of a new Pope, a new holy man, perhaps a second Holy Man walking amongst us, lol, here it goes.

God seems to be just a lucky bully who got there first. God is Satan had Satan gotten there first. Nothing more.

Seems like there are more than one God. God the one who destroys and is always angry. One who reasons with people. One who sneaks in like a thief in the night. One who demands you do HIS bloody work. One who sends his son to die for nothing because God cannot forgive unless someone dies. Some forgiveness.

Maybe there are some True Believers who are tight with God and Jesus and will get a giggle out of this, since they are cradled with God,s love. Or are they?

All I see is that both God and Sstan send you to Hell for fun, worthless on Earth.

Prayer to God does nothing. Prayers are never answered. Things still happen just like they will. God is useless.

Why praise God after a disaster when he caused it in the first place or could have stopped it? Is this like Heaven will be, also? Miserable?

Do you pray thanking that drunk driver who kills only 5 out of 6 of your family in a car? Yet people pray to a God when a few survivors survive a disaster.

For a supernatural God, prayers are NEVER answered supernaturally.

Funny how churches don't preach the real true DARK side of GOD. The hateful, fire and damnation side, the side where God kills us all for existing and thinking and being exactly what he created us to be.

Walk into a Christian church, and God is Santa Claus.

God acts a lot more like a petty dictator man than a God. Dogs are nicer than God. Better read God's mind or go to Hell.

God plays peekaboo with our lives. Big Game. So vague you never know what to do right. Believe in God. Where's the direction? No where.

Tells you not to murder as a commandment, then damns the Jews if they don't kill every man, woman and child of their enemies.

I pity God because OBVIOUSLY, he never tells us enough.

As I get older, Christianity sounds more and more like Santa Claus and all other childish lies. Maybe there just isn't any God at all. I'd rather believe that than believe in a God who has acted insane throughout the ages.

Not only does it not make sense but it seems to be exactly NOT what a God would do at all.

First off, why would a perfect holy God NEED us to worship him? I can get through the day without being worshiped. How bad off is God for a worship fix?

Isn't God happy being God? Being God just isn't enough? Can God NOT love himself? Is that why God hates everything because God cannot worship himself?

The only difference between God and Satan is that God actually believes he is holy. Despite acting UN-holy.

Face it, God only loves himself and nothing else. he's as selfish as we are.

Oh, maybe he loves his little Plan. The one he won't explain yet expects us to somehow understand and act accordingly. Yet everyone else and everything else is nothing to him. Nothing.

Tells us to not be impressed by riches yet tells us how the streets of Heaven are lined in gold and precious stones. Big deal. So we can worship gold AFTER we die?

The Bible further instructs us to Fear the Lord and Fear the Devil. You'd think the differences would shine out. But no.

Both God and Devil insanely jealous of Mankind.

Both God and Satan are Tricksters.

Both lie, withhold information, mix truth with lies.

Both tempt us. Even Christ prayed in the Lord's Prayer, "Lead us not into temptation."

Both mass murder, though even Satan cannot destroy on God's level of hatred and petty vindictiveness.

Both demand love and worship in exchange for torturing you and damning you forever.

Both love ritual and sacrifice.

And God has the GALL to create Mankind as imperfect humans, give us imperfect instructions, and damn us for failing to be Gods and follow his lousy rules.

And God, for all he is, cannot forgive anyone unless someone died, like his own Son. I could buy that BS if God hadn't created the situation, known what would happen, and still is petty and small.

The reality seems more correct to say that Christ died for God's sins.

And if Christ is his only son, that means that God is a father who denies his own children, us.

Even the examples of HOW to be emulate God's examples are nonsense and incomplete and designed to make you fail, designed to kill everything you love, designed to destroy everything.

Floods the Earth because God failed to make anyone love him by being a jerk.

God raped a 12 year old virgin Jewish girl named Mary without marrying her. She had no choice and being underage could not consent any how. God is a rapist and a deadbeat daddy dumping his son on another man.

And like ALL other Gods, hides at a distance. Climb Mount Olympus and count the Gods.

And Moses had to take off his sandals and avert his face from God. Yet the Bible teaches us that Satan can march into Heaven whenever he pleases, make a bet with God about destroying God's most faithful believer, Job, and God actually takes that bet. Oh, but WE are not supposed to see God's face and WE and not supposed to tempt God. Oh, no.

All because Adam ate an apple. Yet Satan can fight a war in Heaven against God directly and march in and out and spit in God's eye and that's fine.

And how can Christ be free of sin by his mother being free of sin? Didn't Mary and her descendents come from Adam and Eve who ate the apple and sinned? Does son NOT go down the female line? Are women sinless?

And God can brag about loving us all while planning to murder all of us AND to send 99.9% of us to Hell forever to Oblivion, just to find the few who will kiss his rear.

And how could anyone love a distant cold petty vindictive God like God?

Had God ever laughed? Cried? Cared for anything?

Who ever wrote the Bible seemed to give God their particular personality at that situation. Inconsistent God. Really...

God is pure evil because he sins and calls it holy. Not even Satan is that vain.

An eternity with God sounds like it would be Hell.

Just like God is damned by being God forever.

And Satan? He just got tired of God's BS, like everyone else. Even God.

No point in even bothering caring about Damnation when you pray to a God who just has already decided murdering 99.9% of Mankind is the best a God can do to do a God's plan.

tl;dr Yahweh? More like NO WAY!

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #242,715

291621-dr-phil.jpg@OP

tl;dr

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,718

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_as_the_Devil

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,755

just one creator like us except smarter but still with emotions think about it god is just one of us but a time traveler and possibly even an alien too who has manipulated our hologram existence and this is all real but fake

+Anonymous E13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #242,764

FACT: Chritian idealolgy outright implies that God has a deal with Satan. God lets Satan take possession of and torture souls that God does not like.

+Anonymous F13.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #242,774

fuck yeah da gnostic

+Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE.13.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #242,817

Upgrade to dwarf fortress

+On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,059

They are the same on the fact that they don't exist.

+Anonymous I13.5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,088

Lucifer was the hero in the bible. Thx.

Lol'd at the tl;dr

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,122

god is real

@243,059 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@242,774 (F)
fools

·On !Uvm54ORbmo13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,123

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
mad

+nonmonkeythinker 13.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,124

Go away Lucifer. No one believes what you say, and no one likes you. Your agrument is invalid.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,126

i believe in magic

+Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,127

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You have to spell it "magick". Otherwise, people will think you're just talking about the pretend crap.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,128

@previous (L)
if i spell it magick ill have all the hipsters and edgey teens flocking to me ...

·Anonymous I13.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,129

@243,124 (nonmonkeythinker )
Not-uh.

@243,127 (L)
Lolthis

+Anonymous M13.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,142

Yes, there is. Most people would agree that Satan would throw a more enjoyable party.

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,145

@243,128 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Hipsters don't know shit about magick. You're a prime example!

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,146

@previous (L)
yeah you think you are so special because you think magic is fake but magick is real herp derp another one of crowleys hipster lovers you are

·Anti 13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,148

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
If you got hit by a train, would it derail this thread?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,150

@previous (Anti )
derp

·Anti 13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,152

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Clever girl.

+Dead !Pool..v42s13.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,153

@243,146 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Fuck the label hipster.

Magick is p.Chill

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,172

@243,146 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're the one who's special.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,173

itt crowleys army of lovers

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,174

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Crowley sucks. I like Kurt Cobain's heroin-fueled writings over Crowley's heroin-fueled writings. You don't know anything.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,175

@previous (L)
both druggies with too much moneys

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,176

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Yes but Kurt Cobain was more relatable and Ally Crowley was cray.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,177

@previous (L)
i dont go 2 druggies for info unless its drug info i want p: and even then p:

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,179

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Most of Cobain's writing is poetry. Not full of information on anything.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,182

@previous (L)
ok...well

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,183

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I'm just being a bastard to you.

·Dead !Pool..v42s13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,184

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-2NQnxDDJE

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,185

@243,183 (L)
lol

·Anonymous L13.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,186

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrav31FGpPM

lol

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