Topic: How do you get high on Jesus?
+Anti — 13.5 years ago #19,845
I'm being told that I should give up drugs because I can get high on Christ. Can someone please explain how I go about getting high on Jesus. Is it comprable to smack or coke? I've already sacririced or at least taken a break from most of my vices. I saw some video of people getting high on Christ and it looked like they were pretty geeked up. Halp plox.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #242,497

Upgrade to getting an endorphin rush from self-flagellation.
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+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,499
dont do it man, those faggots communion wafers are just unyeasted crackers treated with tiny doses of PCP. you can find better in prisons.(damlol)
+Meowth — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,500
+Teh D0ct0r — 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,593
Upgrade to domestos.
·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,619
@242,499 (C)
So I just need to eat like a whole sleeve to get a proper dose of dust?
Looks like I'm going to mass.
·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,620
@242,499 (C)
Besides I know the COs that bring in contraband and none of them have PCP. This will be grate.
·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,621
@242,500 (Meowth )
Jesus was a dirty communist that never had his own weed. Why more xthians aren't commie scum is beyond me.
·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,622
@242,497 (B)
Is this similar to auto-felatio? I can't achieve that. Idk if it'll work out, bud.
+Anonymous F — 13.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,029
Autism is a helluva drug.
·Antikhristos (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,038
@previous (F)
Tell me more about this "awe-tiz-um" and where one may acquire it?
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