TinyChan

Topic: How do you get high on Jesus?

+Anti 13.5 years ago #19,845

I'm being told that I should give up drugs because I can get high on Christ. Can someone please explain how I go about getting high on Jesus. Is it comprable to smack or coke? I've already sacririced or at least taken a break from most of my vices. I saw some video of people getting high on Christ and it looked like they were pretty geeked up. Halp plox.

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #242,497

1356114345866510.jpgUpgrade to getting an endorphin rush from self-flagellation.

C̲̖̥i͕̖͚ao,̦̫͍̥͓̲̭ T̳͉͔̼h̰̪͕͕̱e͓̰͈͈͎͈ ̹̘D̖̤̥̳͉o̦̭͇͈c͈̗̱ͅt̼̬or̤̗̱̗.̖̙̰͔͖̝

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,499

dont do it man, those faggots communion wafers are just unyeasted crackers treated with tiny doses of PCP. you can find better in prisons.(damlol)

+Meowth 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,500

image.jpg

+Teh D0ct0r 13.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,593

Upgrade to domestos.

·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,619

@242,499 (C)
So I just need to eat like a whole sleeve to get a proper dose of dust?

Looks like I'm going to mass.

·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,620

@242,499 (C)
Besides I know the COs that bring in contraband and none of them have PCP. This will be grate.

·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,621

@242,500 (Meowth )
Jesus was a dirty communist that never had his own weed. Why more xthians aren't commie scum is beyond me.

·Anti (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #242,622

@242,497 (B)
Is this similar to auto-felatio? I can't achieve that. Idk if it'll work out, bud.

+Anonymous F13.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,029

Autism is a helluva drug.

·Antikhristos (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #243,038

@previous (F)
Tell me more about this "awe-tiz-um" and where one may acquire it?

Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
Or browse the latest topics.

:

You are required to fill in a captcha for your first 5 posts. Sorry, but this is required to stop people from posting while drunk. Please be responsible and don't drink and post!
If you receive this often, consider not clearing your cookies.



Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.