Topic: syntax, would you hire kook to be your private nurse
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,771
Since you're rich and very old you'll soon need someone to change your colostomy bag.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #241,957
We recently had a punk rocker with a colostomy bag at work. He wasn't my patient, and his aid is a very mean and nasty person. When I changed his bag voluntarily, he cried with gratitude.
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,959
@previous (B)
I imagine syntax would be much the same. While in the home he could tell you all about how he's been mad at Matt for around 15 years, but can't remember why.
I imagine syntax would be much the same. While in the home he could tell you all about how he's been mad at Matt for around 15 years, but can't remember why.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,960
@previous (C)
I wouldnt mind that at all. I love older people, and can even reuse my jokes without complaint.
I wouldnt mind that at all. I love older people, and can even reuse my jokes without complaint.
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,962
@previous (B)
You and syntax would get on great! He could tell you the one about the pipes, again and again every time he sees you
You and syntax would get on great! He could tell you the one about the pipes, again and again every time he sees you
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,972
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,978
Well syntax... Kook has accepted now will you?
How much would you charge syntax? and would you work for him part time?
How much would you charge syntax? and would you work for him part time?
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,981
@241,972 (B)
You could take him outside, and then both pretend you live on an island with Jacques Cousteau. He could tell you of his adventures on the island, perhaps it's a super secret fbi/cia/kgb/mi6 satellite launch island! He wont be able to tell you too much about that though.
You could take him outside, and then both pretend you live on an island with Jacques Cousteau. He could tell you of his adventures on the island, perhaps it's a super secret fbi/cia/kgb/mi6 satellite launch island! He wont be able to tell you too much about that though.
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,982
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,989
@previous (B)
That's £9.93. Sounds a little cheap to me, especailly since you'll be handling his private parts.
That's £9.93. Sounds a little cheap to me, especailly since you'll be handling his private parts.
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,990
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,996
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,000
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,005
·Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,006
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,007
·Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #242,012
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