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Topic: If you see Syntax's penis you turn into a pillar of salt.

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #19,740

It's in the Bible.

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #241,518

Syntax claims to have invented the Bible while he was advising the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs on slave policy.

+Syntax 13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,523

@previous (B)

Bible? I wood never claim to invent a book of fairy tales. Ifen I were 2Rite such book it wood not start out on the premiss of Incest. Cousins ok but Mom n Sons? Give me a break. Dumb as fuck Jews rote such dribble.

·Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #241,526

@previous (Syntax )
> Incest. Cousins ok
Syntax family values®.

·Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #241,529

cousin marriage usa.JPG@previous (B)
Kids will be kids

Details upon request but not 2nite

Marriages between first and second cousins account for over 10% of marriages worldwide.

Middle East: Many nations they account for over half of all marriages.

Now both of us moved on around age 15 with a little more here and there till 17 or so. USA is far more restrictive then rest of world -

+ !hi.AsSHoLE13.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #241,530

Himmler.jpg@previous (C)
It's not okay, just because the sand niggers do it.

+TheDictor !Smyapology 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #241,557

jeremy.png@previous (!hi.AsSHoLE)
It explains a great deal (Hilarious)

+Anonymous F13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #241,558

thee thy or EYE i EYE b B b: kusin fuker

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #241,727

@241,529 (C)
I cannot believe Mississippi prohibits the marriage of cousins.

·Syntax 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #241,820

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)

ducky's mom stole ducky's Vibrator to protect her just in case she were to go to Mississippi

Sexual devices "designed or marketed as useful primarily for the srimulation of human genital organs" are unlawful by § 97-29-105 Distribution or wholesale distribution of unlawful sexual devices and is punishable by, on the first conviction by a fine of not more than five thousand dollars ($5,000.00) or imprisonment not to exceed six (6) months, or on subsequent conviction, by a fine of not less than two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500.00) nor more than ten thousand dollars ($10,000) or imprisonment for a term not to exceed one (1) year, or both.

Mississippi's Sodomy Law

Mississippi defines "unnatural intercourse" as "the detestable and abominable crime against nature committed with mankind or with a beast" and establishes a penalty of imprisonment for not more than ten years upon a successful conviction.

Oral sex is punishable under the "unnatural intercourse" statute.

Penetration is essential to establish the defintion of sodomy. Oral sex with a woman in which her sexual organs were sucked did not establish penetration and there for the offense of sodomy was not committed. [State v. Hill, 1937, 179 Miss. 732, 176 So. 719]


Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

*Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
Every person who shall be convicted of the detestable and abominable crime against nature committed with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the penitentiary for a term of not more than ten years.


Dudes cannot have boners in public even when fully dressed. Woman apparently can have erect Clitoris & Nipples.


http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/mississippi

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