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Topic: I'm going to the gym later.

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #19,718

I'm starting to work out in preparation for summer. I'm going to a wedding and all my cousins and my brother will be there who i havent seen in years, and I want to be the alpha male. Last time I was a little greasy haired teenager, I want him to know I could easily kick his ass. Or at least look like I can.

Thinking about getting a trainer. /end

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #241,329

@OP
You should run 11 miles a day, and surf for 3¼ hours a day. You will be the fittest poster on the chans.

+Anonymous C13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,333

ChristopherEccleston2.jpgTake laxatives and smoke meth

Chow, The Dr.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,336

@241,329 (B)
That's an absurd amount lol. Normally I don't spend much more than an hour or two and that's if I'm lucky to do it every other day.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,340

@OP

Who are you trying to impress again?

Do it for yourself, fggt.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,347

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I am doing it for myself, fuzzy nuts.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,348

yeah, if u dont do it for urself u probably will not achieve ur goal

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,353

ChristopherEccleston2.jpg@241,347 (A)
I fapped

+Syntax 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,358

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A suggestion if I may. So you want to stand out and be ceen and paid attention2?

So maybe ur plan is spot on - HowSomEver just wot if you cannot get in the shape you aim for?

You could just could find out wot kind of music they plan to have n play.

A few dance lessons and then going 2 a few clubs to practice. Even end up with a date to the wedding. Or go dateless - dance a bit with women always in a good mood with drinks in hand and of course they have fantasy in haid for future and You ask them for dance and in one instant - Bingo

Do invite us to your wedding cause with my plan you will have that and bun in oven and 3 kids minimum.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,361

@241,347 (A)
> I want him to know I could easily kick his ass. Or at least look like I can.

OK, bud.

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·Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,364

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·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 13.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,365

10993868_ori.jpg@241,358 (Syntax )
Fuck off gramps

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,367

@241,361 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Alpha as fuck.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,370

to4str fatfuck.jpg@OP

Sup to4str.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,373

@241,367 (A)
Good luck, anyway. <3

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,375

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Thanks. I recently quit smoking so I've been feeling pretty good and have been welcoming better weather.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #241,399

@previous (A)

That's grate, bud.

I haven't quit entirely myself I just switched to ecigs for the most part but I'll still smoke socially or at bars.

The weather is always nice here so I can't relate to that last bit. ;)

+Anonymous H13.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #241,469

penis big penis in mouith... fuvck shit bitchj........ TITIES

+Anonymous I13.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #241,592

@241,365 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
Not working today Dick. Did the Volunteers Centre give you the push.

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