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Topic: Does the Koran actually specify that the 72 virgins are in fact female?

+Anonymous A13.5 years ago #19,669

As far as I can tell, it just says the reward for martyrdom is 72 virgins, it doesn't mention gender.

Could it be possible Allah is trolling them, and that after they've blown themselves up they wake up to 72 awkward losers with boners ready to get medieval on his ass?

+Anonymous B13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #240,820

Just a bunch of NEETs sitting around browsing /r9k/

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #240,829

Y'all infidels don't kno shit about houri or the rewards in jannah.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #240,831

in arabic, there isnt even a number written down. lol.

+Syntax 13.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #240,853

Given I have experienced a few Virgins - Trust this - Not EXACTLY SomeThing one wants Multiples Of

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #240,855

@previous (Syntax )
Look, bud.

You get 72 hoors in Jannah.

HOORS?

This is obviously a corruption of whores.

So no worries there. Martyr away.

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