Topic: Need a home grown business? Penis snatching on the rise. Africa...Lets bring this to America's

+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,631

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http://www.alternet.org/world/penis-snatching-rise-africas-genital-stealing-crime-wave-hits-countryside?paging=off

As for the men whose penises were stolen, several eyewitnesses assured me that the appendages did indeed shrink dramatically. I can’t offer such an intimate eyewitness account myself, but I did visit one of the men at his home, and he clearly seemed to be suffering. He lay propped on one elbow, slack and listless in loose sweatpants, on a woven mat in the shade outside his house. A handful of friends kept him company. Over cups of sweet tea, I asked them about how they understood the recent events.

Penis snatching, they said, was a means of supplying an illicit and lucrative trade in organs. Cameroonians and Nigerians~~-people from places “where they have multistory buildings”~~-were seen as particularly well versed in the business. “You see how advanced Cameroon is?” someone said. “It’s because they are so strong in commerce of all kinds, including in genitals and scalps.” The stolen organs, my companions said, are sold to occult healers for use in ceremonies, or else they are quickly fenced back to victims of penis snatching for a price. But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.

I asked the town doctor what he thought. Could he help the victims? He shook his head slowly~~-as if trying to gauge how much I believed about the whole affair~~-and then responded, “Western medicine is no match for this magic. It is a mysterious thing.”

Posted at the suggestion of Anonymous F
> scat chan minichan tinychan = ALMOST IDENTICAL

Borrowed without her permission... Kook

+Thed Octor !eqV35U3yE. — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #240,488

Upgrade to dwarf fortress

+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,519

Upgrade to rape.

+Anonymous D — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,522

Newsflash; Africa is a shit hole.

+Xan !se7SAVCDgs — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,525

@previous (D)
Basically Hell on Earth.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,679

Y dey no snatch my penis?

+Anonymous G — 13.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,682

@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Because people don't like autistic penises.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 13.5 years ago, 1 second later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,683

@240,679 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
ILLEGIAL CLOAN DETECTED

+Teh D0ct0r — 13.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #240,727

Upgradeto SETI.

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