Topic: New studies show that masturbation causes a higher chance to get a heart attack
+Anonymous A — 13.5 years ago #19,546
Due to the increased adrenaline, masturbation actually damages the heart. Studies at the Osaka university confirmed it by interviewing heart attack victims. More than 80% of heart attack victims regulary masturbated.
"Masturbation has it's ups, but it certainly has it's downs" said Professor Hoji Kiminawa
"Masturbation has it's ups, but it certainly has it's downs" said Professor Hoji Kiminawa
+Alias !F.k9urpFoo — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #239,503
Of course this study took place in the land of the rising sun.+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,504
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,510
maybe they were all obese. derp
+Anonymous E — 13.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,512
@OPUpgrade to handjobs on the streets of Manchester.
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