Topic: You know once after drinking heavily I collapsed in the street and a policeman picked me up.
+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.5 years ago #19,545
I can't remember much apart from waking up on the floor outside my student house.According to the people there a police car had driven up, dragged me out the back seat, thrown me on the floor and driven off.
They said he seemed angry so I probably was sick in the back of his car.
Anyway when he chucked me on the floor a load of strangers who were student saw this and came over.
They couldn't help me to my feet and I kept collapsing and throwing up.
They called an ambulance despite me being lucid and they turned up.
They drug tested me 3 times with the finger prick test.
As they were loading me into their ambulance some guy who knew me took a picture.
The ambulance lady thought I was asleep and I remember her saying "What if he does die?"
"What will they do with that picture then? How stupid of them."
And anyway that made me think I was dying. My friend came to the hospital and woke me up.
The nurse had given me a bowl to be sick in; I went into the hospital wearing a hat so I woke up and went to put my "hat" back on.
I put the bowl of sick over my head.
Then I left, went home, and realised I didn't have my keys.
So I had to sleep on the kitchen floor covered in sick, hungover and with a few cuts.
I found out the next day the person that called the ambulance somehow kept my keys. What a fuck.
+Anonymous B — 13.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #239,500
Nice AnT copypasta.C̼̳i̤͎̦͔̦͖ͅa͇o̬̦, ͖͖͍T̤̲̹͚̪̰he͕̭͔͙̗͔̥ ͓̲D̰̯̝̩ͅo͔c̣̖̦̤̯͚t͍̯̤̙̱ͅo͈͇͙̗̼r̺͇̰͓̲̞ͅ.̳̻̮͓̗̼̙
+Anonymous C — 13.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #239,505
You were molested by the EMTs. C̱̱̱i̦̟̮̗̠͍a̫o͈,̣̪̤̘ ̪̹̣͓̝Ṯ̤̲̺̜̫̯h̠̬e̫͍̜̠ D̹̺̪͎͔͚ọc̲̦t̲̘̝̫̭o̫̟̰̙̻̭r.̜͓͉̝
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